sanjuBaba
10-05-2005, 11:57 AM
Santa n Banta were sitting outside a clinic. Santa was crying like hell.
So Banta asked, "Why are you crying?"
Santa replied, "I came here for blood test".
Banta asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
Santa replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger".
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked "Why are you crying?"
Banta replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friend asked him how he did in his exam.
He replied, "Exam was okay, but for the past tense
of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
So Banta asked, "Why are you crying?"
Santa replied, "I came here for blood test".
Banta asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"
Santa replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger".
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked "Why are you crying?"
Banta replied, "I have come for my urine test."
--
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friend asked him how he did in his exam.
He replied, "Exam was okay, but for the past tense
of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"