Funny Shayries 2

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

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Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

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Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai

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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

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haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi.

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Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni
dil besukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.

few old ones..

maine usse pyar kiya abla samajhke
maine usse pyar kiya abla samajhke
uske baap ne mujhe peeta tabla samajhke

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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
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before marrige
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi milti.

after marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
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Door se dekha to ande ubal rahe the
Paas Jake Dekha to ganje ucchal rahe the

loool sho funny!
i liked your apple one! haha
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A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple.

wooooooooooo those are really awsome yaar where u get 'em frm