True incidents from Mithun Da Movies (Funny)

Mr.India
07-05-2005, 07:23 AM
True incidents from Mithun Da Movies

In a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his head taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithun Da and his "Assembly Line" Productions !!!

In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.......He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun da say the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA,
Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Apne Mihtun da ke paas gun
hai par goli nahi hai. Guess, what he does.........He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...And the gangster dies....

What about this : can't recollect the movie name but scene is like this Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap .... then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole ..then takes pen out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen .... style hai bhai ..........

In the movie "Watan Ke Rakhwale" apna Mithun Da is in jail and desperately wants to get out
of that hell..What he does is simply unimaginable..!!!! He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall...a jail wall that must be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over...!!! truly amazing..

This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has nothing to think of.!!

sanjuBaba
07-05-2005, 08:08 AM
hahaha.. i remember seeing this on indiafm's april fool special.. its really funny.. lol.
they also did a feature on rajnikant movies.. so here is that..

Rajni gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that he can't jump or crawl like our Mithun’s previous stunt. But Rajni has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax of the film. So what to do? He suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket, flings the first gun in air and when the gun has reached wall high, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with the second gun in his hand. Now first gun shoots the villain and he is dead!!
Isey kehte hai do gun se ek shikaar

Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool talking to the villain (who is bathing in the pool). On the other side of the pool, six henchmen of the villain are standing. When the argument gets heated, the villain winks at his men and each one throws a knife at Rajni. Our hero effortlessly catches all the knives in a single hand (without putting them down or switching hands after catching!!!). He then spreads them out like a deck of playing cards in his hand so that all six knives are visible and in order. He then throws the knives and kills all the six goondas in one go!!!
Isey Kehte hai ek knife se 6 Shikaar.

The villain fires a bullet on Rajni’s friend. Rajni sees the bullet coming out of the gun nozzle and starts running. Now Rajni and the bullet are running in parallel scenes. But our Rajni runs faster than the bullet and lands before his friend, taking the strike on his body and thereby saving his friend.
How about Rajni for the next Olympics?

A mob of goondas (approx. six) accost Rajni. So what to do? Suddenly Rajni puts his hands in his pocket. Is it a knife...? No. It is a gun. Yes. But NO, Rajni is not gonna use it to attack them. All he does is raises the gun in his right hand and just leaves it there – in the air!!! And what happens next – the knife starts rotating there in the air. It needs no energy source whatsoever and the gravitational pull of Mother Earth has failed before Rajnikant! It rotates like the Sudharshan Chakra. Rajni has become Lord Vishnu...! How can the goondas fight the powerful Lord? All this was just too much for the goondas, they faint and fall on the ground and Rajni (oops, Lord Vishnu) walks off smiling and shaking his head in his ultimate style.
Is there anything that Rajni Can’t?

Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree, when he sees a couple of villains escaping in a car. He holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear, takes his gun and fires upwards. A coconut falls on the starter, Rajni releases the clutch and zoom he goes chasing the villains.
This is called Coconut Triggering!

Rajnikant also has an inimitable flair for lighting cigarettes. Like in one scene, Rajni first flips a cigarette in the air. Then he tosses a matchstick and a matchbox in air. The matchstick strikes the matchbox, lights the cigarette (all this happens in air) and the lighted cigarette lands in Rajni’s mouth.
Dh “seegret” of Rajni’s success

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