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*~* aksha *~*

20-03-2005, 08:26 PM

I was going through my e-mails and deleting them and found so really cute jokes....

ENJOY!!!!
SOME More.........Tit bits
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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Work fascinates me
I can look at it for hours !
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough
to cover the subject
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Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..

Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..
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Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are
staying married just to be different..
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?

Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children !


	Bollywood Heaven Forums > Other > Jokes > Really cute jokes PDA Really cute jokes ~ aksha ~ 20-03-2005, 08:26 PM I was going through my e-mails and deleting them and found so really cute jokes.... ENJOY!!!! SOME More.........Tit bits Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep ! ---------------- ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ? ----------------- Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours ! ------------------ Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop ----------------- A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject ----------------- Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING ----------------- A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started? ----------------- Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.. ----------------- Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.. ----------------- When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book.. ---------------- Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. ---------------- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ---------------- My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. ---------------- Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing? Student: Brotherly love. ----------------- Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. ------------------ Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! -------------------- Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. -------------------- Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! -------------------- Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. -------------------- Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? --------------------- Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! -------------------- Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days , you can keep it. ------------------ Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! -------------- Should women have children after 35 No, 35 children are more than enough! ---------------- No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.. ---------------- Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.. ---------------- Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children ! princess_naz 05-04-2005, 05:34 AM LOL....they pretty funny.... miss_teryus 05-04-2005, 05:32 PM lol...i read de first few... teehee...nice =) CuteJaan** 05-04-2005, 08:08 PM i read some of em............& there funny but i dun get da sadar one princess_naz 06-04-2005, 05:47 AM Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING that 1^^ basically he thinks that its ok for him to park there but realli....u have to pay a fine if u park there...get it now? miss_teryus 06-04-2005, 03:03 PM Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING LOL i missed that one phunny! skater 07-04-2005, 05:42 AM lolz Amol 07-04-2005, 06:56 AM Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours! Do yu guys know that those words are said by jerome K jerome who wrote the hilarious 3 men in a boat?All his books have quotes like these.Excellent sense of humor tania_angel 08-04-2005, 04:44 PM lol! PuNjAbI KuDi 09-04-2005, 04:34 PM lol good ones! »KashKoor« 09-04-2005, 05:54 PM lolz...nice jokes akku... :p