Rahul_Calgary
26-04-2005, 10:51 PM
If any of you haven't heard of Russell Peters, hes an Indian comedian living in Canada...VERY FUNNY guy....there was a 45 minute long video a friend gave me so I took a few select jokes from it, and put them all (10 of them) into a Flash file...you guys know I'm like a Flash geek now lol...its about 2.9mb, but in my opinion its better than 64mb for the video file...you just need Macromedia Flash Player (version 7 or better) to play it...just open it and click on the different jokes...some have "questionable" content lol so I put age suggestions on there (example: "Joke 1 (14+)" means that in that joke he makes some comments that may be unsuitable for kids under 14) I cant stop you from ignoring that lol but I'm not gonna be chased after by anyone here lol
Anyway, I saw him live here in Calgary once, so I'm also posting a few jokes from when I saw him live...anyone know any of his others, feel free to post em...Right now its late tho so I'll post them tommorow...but heres the Flash file lol my friend hosted it for me on his webspace...PEOPLE WITH DIAL-UP: KEEP IN MIND THAT IT IS A 2.9MB (MEGA-BYTE) FILE...
>>>Click here to Download<<< (http://members.shaw.ca/computer_cop/123qf12.swf)
RIGHT CLICK AND CHOOSE 'SAVE TARGET AS'
miss_teryus
27-04-2005, 03:44 PM
haha ppl with dial up--GOOD LUCK!
lol! awsum topic..
yeh he's amazing :p
--doesnt he live in the UK now?
raised in canada...
but i think he moved to the UK cuz there was more demand for him there...
correct me if i'm rong..
Rahul_Calgary
27-04-2005, 03:51 PM
I dunno lol I just know hes Canadian born lol I dunno where he is now :)
miss_teryus
27-04-2005, 03:56 PM
lol
so much hmwk!
im dying here--
aite..my 5 min break is over..
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DesiBeauty
27-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Oh I remember that guy....
Hes a pretty nice Comedian. He was supose to come to Calgary once but I dont think he cid
If he did I would goooo =) lol Yeah hes in UK now. lol.
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27-04-2005, 04:18 PM
heard his name for the first time in my life.... :1:
desi_gunda
27-04-2005, 05:22 PM
The guys God of comedy, i LOVE his jokes
miss_teryus
27-04-2005, 06:17 PM
danu, he DID go to calgary..
oOo! i cant stand it wen chinese ppl try to immitate russell peters....
frigg--they should listen to their OWN accents first...!
DesiBeauty
27-04-2005, 06:36 PM
Nooo I know I meant as in the second time.
Meh , Didnt know much abt him so I didnt bother going lol.
DesiBeauty
27-04-2005, 06:37 PM
danu, he DID go to calgary..
oOo! i cant stand it wen chinese ppl try to immitate russell peters....
frigg--they should listen to their OWN accents first...!
Haha! Its quite funnie though lol!
PuNjAbI KuDi
27-04-2005, 09:41 PM
he is sooo funny! i love his jokes!
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28-04-2005, 01:18 PM
i have to c this guy.....
Rahul_Calgary
28-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Well heres 2 pics of him lol
priyakins
28-04-2005, 02:36 PM
Hehehe....Russell's so funny! ..."somebody gonna get a hurt..."
miss_teryus
28-04-2005, 02:39 PM
sum boddy gonna get a hurt reel bad!!
lol! i luv the one bout ryan's mum..
"do i look like ryan's mum?"
lol! such a brown thing to say!
n then "you have a room??!?" LOL!
priyakins
28-04-2005, 02:43 PM
i know!!! exactly my parents used to say that! hahaha!
Rahul_Calgary
28-04-2005, 05:35 PM
lol glad I posted this thread lol..
Heres one Russell said when I saw him live...
"So my dad bought 2 cars for his and my moms retirement, so he comes home and says
Son, I bought 2 cars today, one for myself, and one for your mother.
Ok, what kind of cars did you buy?
I bought your mother an 'OLDS-MO-BYLE'
Ok, thats OLDSMOBILE, but go on...
and I got myself a Pontiac
Well, Pontiac What?
GM.
No no Dad, whats the MODEL of the car?
You know Son, these Pontiac guys, they name their cars after birds!
Well what'd you get, a Pontiac Firebird?
No no no, that is piece of crap.
Ok, then a Pontiac Sunbird??
No no, I got a Pontiac GOOSE.
Pontiac Goose?! Whats a Pontiac Goose?!
See look! It says right there! 'PONTIAC GOOSE!'
Dad, that says 6000 SE!"
**end of joke**
LOL
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28-04-2005, 06:40 PM
he is not that bad...thanks for the pixz...rahul :)