°¤~VaNïlla_Ro§è~¤°

Chinese ppl are blind, they cant drive worth a fork!http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gif (http://imageshack.us)


anyway I was really upset abt not going to California
I have been so pi$$ed off.. but then again its better to be pi$$ed off then to be pi$$ed on http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

reminds me of this joke i heard last week

this is the time wen rabbani was n kabul and taliban had just started capturing areas of afg
rabbani besyaar arga khosh daasht...ke har dafa da salmani mairaft ke mooyaay khoda kam kuna salman baresh maigoft ke amee taliba da kuja raseedan...rabbani hasaabesh kharaab maishod da chort mairaft salmaan mooyayesha kam maikad baaz baresh maigoft ke ustad aalee mooyaayetaan jor shoda maitaanain berain....kho har dafa salmaan paish azee ke mooyaayesha kam kuna porsaanesh maikad ke taliba da kujaa raseedan.....yak roz besyaar hasaabe ustad rabbani kharaab shod goft amee tu chora har dafa ke da salmaanee dakhil maishom naame talibaa ra barem maigeeree hasaabe mara kharaab maikunee...salmaan baresh goft ba khaatere naame talibaa ra baretaan maigeerom ke mooyaay saretaan maikhaiza baaz khoob qhaichee maisha
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ok Dear Dairy,

I love you. Have always loved your varaiety. Ever since childhood I had a craze for fresh Doagh and the pieces of butter on its surface like sheets of silk on snow. The memory of the scent awakens a dormant feeling and melts moments frozen deep in my soul.
Ah the Qaimaaq. It was the Royal breakfast I was honored to share with family and neighbors, as well as our Gardners and our farmers. The knowledge of being surrounded by those whose simplicity of soul and clarity of heart shone bright enough to hide the dustiness of clothes.
And Quroot. It seemed that under the warmth of a sun, that I could swear was a different star alltogether from the ball of fire I see now, you got ever better.
The yogurt, the warm milk, the curd, the cheese........ so close to me.

uhhhh ok diary besa mi culo LOL

OK, I think I found something amazing, discovery? ..LOL


http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1339/laughingvf1.gif (http://imageshack.us)HAHAA


^ you see that smiling face? Why don't you highlight it all, you will see the eyes, and they are going in and out, Highlight right to left starting with the HAHA



do u smell weed?


why am i tlkn 2 myself????http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1339/laughingvf1.gif (http://imageshack.us)


anywayz I have to do thiz Eassay and i cant even come up wif a good introduction I am trying so hard to get a really 10/10 introduction but its JUST Not coming- Swear i av spend an hour on it -God help me- Some dayz my brain works Perfectly - and da other dayz its EMPTY and i dont need more of those empty dayz -----

Dear Diary,
Everyone is ugly. I can't even remember the last time I saw a good looking person..except for about two mins ago when I looked in the mirror.
ok its like 1:00 am and I jus got back from my friendz house.
Now I nearly rubbed my eyeball out of its socket so one of my contacts fell out and got lost. n I'm hella sleepy and all I wanna do is hug my pillow and dream about chocolate cappuccinos made out of ice cream....

Is that even possible? I mean the ice cream cappuccino part. UFF, ISHTYAA PAIDA SHOD! lol

----


So this new girl in college thought she could mess with me, attitude and the whole nine yards.

I set her straight.:)

----

Diary yesturday My older cuz and I bought some ice cream and bags of chips and watched Blue Streak at home..it was CRAZY FUNNY.
Then we took the rest of his siblings to IMAX and watched Superman. It was awesome. We wanted to see if it was really worth the ridiculously large amount of money paid producing it..which it wasn't..but hell, Superman was "besyaar daagh".:embaresse


uhh going to bed now diary
Gooooooooood night, followed by khrrrrrrrr pfffffff

y do u have so many diaries

Coz they closed my other journal http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6453/dfzf6.gif (http://imageshack.us)
without asking me and fo no reasons

HEY YOU -- VETE A LA VERGA

TODAY I was sitting in campus canteen area and one of my classmates sat right next to me...He is an Aussie guy-with blond hair and blue eyes..nice and sweet-i havnt talkd 2 him befor except Hi/bye....so anywayz we sitting there and talkn he is lyk what is ur views on gay marriage? I just stare at him like hes crazy n then start laughing http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gif
turns out he is gay..the poor guy lookd so sad n i was like close yur mouth khray lol
Yea I think its 2 much male bonding going on behind the curtains http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1339/laughingvf1.gif

wow i love your journal..but i hate u lol jks
okey brb
btw..luv ur siggy too;)

okey im back...
look! i found mor da gow's birth picture..lmao!
eeew! its soo freaky! yuck!
c u bye:D






http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/5238/freakymonkeybs9.jpg

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

u should see MY baby pic
i m soooooo cute :D

later

you mean you WERE cute, now u are --:D LOL! jks

i got a pic of uncle hami..wanna see? huh?;) so hot men!

it better be a good pic ..show :D

Hey....nice avatar!!!:D

uff! i can find only one:(
the other one is stil lat school, ill showu other time:D
here's unlce hamid...*clap clap* *drums*

*edited cause sum people are--:D*
hai hai *wistles* soo sexcy uff!:heart:

thanx undertaker

wanna see my wallpaper?

Ummm....ok.......

http://www.openmusic.ru/gallery-common/0024-slipknot1/0024-slipknot1_30.jpg

wow soo cool!:D

ok here is my cousin from NY n micheal jacksons brother

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Really!? Lol!
Lmao!!

Wow...nice wallpaper.....

Why r u laughing bitch lol

laughin at you biatch:D
okey..:rolleyes:

Please....there are little kids here.....:D

Kids? me see no kids
me only seeeee.......................;):D

undertaker grow up

leila kooni

I am grown up!!!:devil_smi

i m scared:eek:

shut up http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

i m much more scared:eek:

wow soo cool!:D

leila aşkımmm:p

Merhaba.

merhaba...nasılsın??

Couldnt be better:)
How are you doing?

just chilling....:)

uhh...okey.

Dear Sad Diary,
Sometimes I wish that I could erase the memories in my head, the way I can delete the letters I type. Sometimes I wish that harsh words and bad experiences could be forgotten as easily as the breaths that we exhale and don't ever meet again. Sometimes, well no...all of the time...I wait for a glimpse of the person that I was, and that I know still exists somewhere underneath all of the apathy. Maybe the stranger that I see now will recognize me again sometime.

oh my lol

we just love our prince of arabia

http://www.soccerex.com/media/sheikhhamdan.jpg:D

Its really Cold today but I like it ..really wakes me up with a KA-POW.

Dear Diary,


nothing !

coool subject....

coool subject....

close yur mouth khray :)

My Valentine wrote these poems for me. OoOo La La



Roses are red violets are blue
if you ever cheat on me i'll kill you lol

&

Roses are red violets are blue
who was that guy that had his arm around you?http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1339/laughingvf1.gif

&

Roses are red violets are blue
my car is the ONLY thing i love more than you




how sweet lol

I wrote these back for him


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Searching for the biggest pebble
To throw at you


Roses are red, Sky is blue
Monkeys like you, Should be kept in zoo
Don't get angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you


Roses are red,
violets are blue
you my love smell like poo.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll call you what I want
don't make me hurt you too



http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gifI Rock

Roses are red voilets are blue
Ajaba Kandahari yama
makh me jharr di laka zardaloo
LOL


I am so good at this :D


Roses are red
voilets are blue
Da khair khaburi kawa
kane ra-akhlama JAROO haha



Roses are red
Violets are blue

An ant and an elephant are in love with each other and their parents object.Guess what the ant tells her family........??????????????



I am carrying the elephants baby in my stomach!!!!!!!!


damn

lolzzzz.....i had fun while reading thnxxxx:p

Uhh Sure


ok this is my youtube account

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Afgkisss

Dear Diary,
My stomach hurts from laughing too much!! hamid is so funny :D lol



oh btw da spi zo sameer is a mor da gow (in case u didnt know)

byeee

Guess whos Car this is ..



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/atomicafghan/IMG_0266.jpg

must be yours:retarded:

must be yours:retarded:

whats with this look? :retarded:

just i like tht icon...his eyes are sooo cool:D

lol alright

Yo diary
Going to da mall now muahh

kisses to my bitches
hugs to my thugs

Hallo!:D

Hey Leila

Look I found a pic of Sameer searchin for porn





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LMAOO FOB FOB FOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
yo wat a gay ass
margggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

anyway zoyaaaaaaa....right now i'm relaxin enjoyin but not realy cuz i gotta get stuff ready for college tomorrow :cry_smile
pa da kazsha wazsha paza lol

see ya later
dad is calling :cry_smile

LOOLL!! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO! hahaha perv! :D
who/what is zoya?:D

leila.....aşkım....wths up?

LOOLL!! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO! hahaha perv! :D
who/what is zoya?:D

Zoy/Zoya means Son :D

I m in mood for rappin right nowwww:devil_smi

I'm Lyrically Skilled. Take a Chill Pill. I Have a Test Tomorrow. I will Pass. Green Grass. Lot's of Dirt. Pumpkin shirt!

Uh Lol that wuz Wack
U need a Smack
hehe Im Black

ur journal is making me high...as if i take some weed:D

yo yo yo

wassaaap yo

yo momma was a ho

now yall can gooo

ok ok new one.....loll

lewani yama

da wacha koona sara....;)

o m g....thts so coooll....i should memorize these lyrics to sing to my hubbyy:D

lol i'll make another one

hey man your a goozdani
everytime we chill u smell like a pssskii
and then u do a real one and i say excuse meee
but i gotta go
you ask if i will return
i say hell no

hahahhaaaa i loved ur lyrics just keep posting them....they are damned romantic:D

u a pretty boi
a boy toy
da michael jackson zoy
pa panzaaka chakh sah
warsa briefs di model kahhh:eek:

this dude is dizzy
but seems so sexy
now i m too bzyyy
and going crazyy:D

traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick feelin kinda carsick theres a ford maverick.

thats a million dollar song right there !!:cool:

woohoooo you rocckkkkkk!!!!!!

candy sandny mannddyyyy
where is my hubbbyyyyy
i m feelng lonelyyyy
i should wake up earlyyyyy:D

LOLLL.. I think a "WTH" is in order here..

YoU sound like u need to grow up
and u make me wanna throw up

what is "WTH"????:rolleyes:

what the hell

yo yo

step the fuk back
sit ur ass down
you are wack
and u act like a clown

lolzzz...

i m feeling misssyyy
but i know u r kissyyy
but no way dude
as long as u r asssyy:p

i want a husband
husband i seek
seek me husband
or i shall speek

man i m doneee
i have a toy gunnnn
i cnt see u dudeee
where the hell u goneeee.....

Keep askin me. You will not Recieve an answer. The more u want. The more u will need. You Are Funny. You Look Like Bunny. Speak Again. You Will Be Dummy

I'm bored


Let's burn stuffff !! http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2138/freakli5.gif


oK so Iwas at this other desi forum and all I do is post gibberish along with a whole wad of smilies and the admin was running around huffing puffing about how I flood not only threads but the shoutbox too . Ahahahahah it was great

the smilies here suck man! they used have really good ones but now..:cyclops: wt lol

smiley sucksss mere pyaar rocks:D

sooo timeeee wasteee hereee
mann today wht to wear...
dnt be scared dearrrr
even if i look like a bearrrr:D

vanillla ice ice baby

i m eatng vanilla iceee!!
but wht hell tears in ur eyes
are u jelous dude
anyways for now byesss:D

Sameer I can see your tor makh !!

Hazzy Walla ka di prez damn !!



Dear Diary,

Anything I eat tastes like medicine

i didny get what u said
but i guess you are a bit sad
hope u doing good
as for me everythng is said:p

I said i will battle you tomorrow for the raps part 2

heheheheheeh cool!

yeah this is my bfs rap



IN NEW YORK) Raised and Praised In the HOod of schenectadY/ upstates Ghettoz/ where niggaz let go/ sell blow/ grab dutches and sell some mo/ i'm just actin stupid tryna spit a crazy flow/ it's my brain i'm insane i be atta control/ just ask about me niggaz a let chu know/ i'm that fly guy that fly high/ afghan born kandahar raised/ i use 2 be bloodin but that was just a faze/ now all my homies is twistin and rollin haze/ they got big bucks now/ chicken spots pizza shacks yea we up now/ sooped up hondaz/ smokin dutches the size of anacondaz/ now a days all we wear is Dolce and Gabbanaz/ once again i'm the kandahar prince/ i said the kandahar prince/ - Copyrights @ Kandahar Prince Inc.

wwoooww sounds so good...
you go on with tht dude:p

LOL totally :D

oo yea LOL
wht are we doing here all
y dnt we go out and play ball
i m so bored man
y dnt u give me a call
mumy gave me a cute doll
but i threw it on a thick wall
i m so bored man
y dnt u give me a call!!!

lol good one

ok my turn


shoppping, hanging with my girlies, partying, drinking, writing, tanning, working out, football, baseball, basketball watching movies, broadcasting,modeling going to the beach,going to shows, going to games, watching games, lip gloss, Chanel handbags, Gucci Envy me, Irvine Spectrum, Brea Mall, Macy*s,dressing up, taking pics,Victoria Secret, going to the beach when no one else is there, driving up and down hills and canyons when it is dark and windy with my friend Cassi, pink, polka dots, music, and just being me.


I know it doesnt rhyme but hey thats me! :D

Sameer I can see your tor makh !!

Hazzy Walla ka di prez damn !!



Dear Diary,

Anything I eat tastes like medicine
good for you

who cares for the rhyme...well done gal:p

i know an ajnabiii,
who wants to be a wannabe,
wht will happen in the end,
i look forward to see
i know an ajnabiii,
who wants to be a bee
what will happen in the end,
i dnt wanna see,
coz i m swimming rite now
under a sun in the cold sea:D

... you 2 really suck at this!!

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/6265/deesroseao1.jpg
HALLOO!!!! Welcome back dudette!:D wazzap???!?!?!
whutzp with all this rappin?
I must say
you guys rap very well
you got everythin you need
but at the end you know
me you cant beat:cool:
c u laturrzz!!!

dude who cares for it,
i am aware of what i did,
although u dnt need to read,
just be careful a bit!!!

hazzy, nedior siz?:p
dun pay attention to him hes a :loser:
:D

lolzzz ur Turkish is so fluent.....

i dnt care for anyone....
i m just having fun...
one can stop me...
from shooting a gun...:p

lol thanks:o

you have a gun?:p

haha lol

hey thanx leila ur shweet:o


hazzy yo hamburger face
whats ur race?
give me some space
ooooh my pink lace

ahahaha! LOOL!!!! @ hamburger face ahahaha! lmao!
im havin an attack rite now, i laugh at everything uncontrollably!:D

leila u laugh ALL THE TIME :sleepy:

ahahaha! I do not!!!! oops!:o LOL! its cause of youuuuu!!!:D

i love hamburger so much
but i m on a diet so i cant touch:p

i find people who are on diet soo funny! ahahahahaha! i'd never go on a freakkin diet! neva! :D

i m just kidding dude...if i go on a diet i will be a skelaton:D

oh okey.
i dont like ur avvi hazzy:(:p
lol where did u find it?

aawww why?? everyone loves it...including me:D

Hey Guys I saw Rambo 3 and I am a changed girl

Really.

lol...i hate Rambo series....

I love it :D
Rambo rambo hes our man
if he cant do it
no one can

:d

lol...i prefer spiderman...batman...or superman...or even Robin Hood:D

I prefer men with money, money and sum morre maneyyy!!!:D
lol

Omg lol

reminds me I WANNA GO TO HABIB QADERIS CONCERT ahhhhhhh

where is it ?

i dunno:D

mujhe malum nahi either:D

uh okay :rolleyes:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3402/naamloospm3.png

:D

aaawww i love cookies....wait i m coming...:p

Oh i uh phorgot to say..NO TURKISH PEEPLEZ ALLWED!!! Sorry:(
:D

ok:(

Muahaha!:devil_smi:
okey hazzy you can come cause im so nice:D:p

:mad: i m not coming to anywhere.....:p

okey as you wish..YOU TURKEY!!!!:Dlol

Chup up leila:D

you should shut the mouth up
or i will have to slap....:D

ooohh im sooo scared =S

Dear Leila,
dont be scared of a lil girl !!


Dear Hazzy,
you turkey !!


Dear Diary,
Next time I see her sharp nails i'm going to roll down my sleeves....Damn!! I never felt scracthing someone's arm would hurt this bad..my arms are literally bleeding and they look like i've been attacked by a wild cat Time to regrow my nails and get revenge.

and Diary Today I was suppose to be reading a book called "Physics"-The Physical Setting. But instead I'm Listening to this really good song by an American band. Shhh..

it seems to u so funnyy
ur brain must be tinnyyy
cant u see the differenceeee
between you and moneyyyy....:D

:sarcastic I walk to college,
everything's all right.
but we have a test today,
so I'm feeling tight.
I get there and walk down the hall,
I walk to my class, at the end of the wall.
I rush in to it, dont want to be late.
Because if I am, I reach I terrible fate.
I survive until lunch, and I walk with my friends, we walk and we talk,
we have a bright future, we're all very smart.
an A average, is a very good start.
While we eat, we talk and we talk, but then we hear a noise.
what spoiled out fun, was my friend Josh, holding a gun.
He shot down a girl, a freshman I think, I looked at her face,
and it made me sink. Josh moved toward my best friend Grace,
and you should of seen, the terror on her face. tears were streaming down her cheeks, her eyes were red, her body weak. I tried to stop him, but too late,
Grace had met, her horrible fate.
but then Josh stopped and said "What have I done?"
and next to his head, he put his gun.
he shot himself, right in the head, there was no doubt about it, he was dead. But what really bugs me, is what he said. right before he shot his head. he knew that what he did was wrong, but to realize it, two were gone.

aaawww man this is so sad:( dnt u have any funny story.....:rolleyes:

freakin emo kid!

who ? me?

my friends came home to visit me,
we had altogether a lovely breakie,
they seemed to me soo happy,
but i m not sure wht s here this puppy,
it should be driven out,
but by whom it was brought,
everyone kept wondering,
while puppy was wandering,
someone should go and catch,
i dnt want at home such a match,
we kept running and running
as he went on barking,
someone caught him at last,
before the whole house gone to a blast!!!

freakin emo kid!


yu momma phaaker :)

Hazzy !


Monkeys are grey
Monkeys are brown
Monkeys are black
And you make me frown



Dear Diary,
You Are Dead.

i saw a girl in pink,
she was so nice i think....:D

hehe

Speed, weed and cocaine
crystal meth come have a look
but the drug that i like best
is the one i never took
yes the drug that's top of list
is the one that dont exist

a wise gal for a blank jab
a drug not so worth a tab
drug dat drags u on the rug
take once n u become a mug
I prefer to drug, a warm hug
mah gal wid whom I wud snug

i cant reply now as i m too bzyyy
but these lines are making me dizzyyy
if u go on posting like tht
this hazzy will be crazzzyyy:D

LOL good one sunsha n hazzy

Grass is green
Coal is black
just wait
you'll get stabbed in the back

&&&&&&&&&&&

The sky is blue
The sun is yellow
I hate Sameer
He is a hate-able fellow

I was always getting into trouble as a kid eating flowers and small trees in the garden and tying my cat to my cousin sis's hair. I really miss those days. I was called Zip Zip. When I was ten I got my lower lip stuck in my jacket zipper and had to walk around the whole neighborhood for a whole day with my lip stuck to my zipper until the doctor came to our village and got me unstuck. From that day all the kids in my village called me "Zip Zip". I was teased so bad I would often go home crying and eat a lot of Jelabi. Then I got a little older and started thinking about how cool that name really is. That was during my rapper phase when I was dreaming about being the first girl to rap in farsi ....but that's another story!

grass is green n coal black
Ivy looks perfect in her slack
Sun maybe yellow n sky so blue
Ivy is poisonous- Is it True :rolleyes:

100% true

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Moles are ugly
And your attitude is too

what is this whole battle ,
i heard the boiling of cattle,
y dnt we drink tea,
till all the fights settle....:p

i came home by a taxi...
things seemed to me so waxy...
taxi went on the right...
the seat belt was so tight...
while counting the coins...
the driver looked at me like soybeans...
i know i was hungry...
but the driver gone angry...
i gave him some money...
and went home to eat some honey...
i saw the fridge was empty...
i felt for myself kind of sympathy...
while thinking i fell asleep...
in my dream i was playing clip:D

Hazzy girl this is my journal
i think we need a seperate topic for the rap battle rite?
let me do the honours :D

hehe lil kidsssss r scared of me cuz i tell em if they dun shattapppppp immaaaaaa hit tham than they go crying to they mamas n i pul em back n give em money or candy lol
umm they are little brats

whats wrong with the world these days??

people killin people dyin.. children hurtin.. children cryin:cry_smile

Whats wrong with the world mama??

tell me huh? huh?

Dear Diary
I'm so tired of this old lady
This is her 6th time coming up to me and asking about my fiance And every damn time I tell her I don't have a fiance she winks at her son in FRONT of me and asks for my number. lol n her son turns beat red !!

100% true

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Moles are ugly
And your attitude is too

Moles; the sign of beauty
on a chin they look cutie
in da dirty world of hate n envy
my attitude will appease the Ivy
Roses are red but the thorns I dread
Violets are blue for a fling to brew;)

lol

Run rabbit run
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to dig another one
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave

Rabbit is on a hop, a Bunny chase
Poisnous Bunny is a passing phase
Sun sha' ll shine,lettin a ray of hope
meetin the innocuous Bunny on a slope
to suck n spit the poison out of her skin
Rabbit smells the Rose with a broad grin
To hell wid the tide and the hellish grave
Rabbit digs and takes the Ivy to his cave

LOL

Limes are lime
Oranges are orange
Plums are plum
You look like a door hinge

Dear Diary,

My Name Is Evil

Go ahead and Scream
No one can hear you
And there is no escape
You have been warned

The fortune teller looked at me and exclaimed :"You bring Evil."

Am I really the victim of an evil fate?

a juicy lime-o-lemon, a squeeze in time
a plumpy plum doesnt grow in a slum
when in my clutches, no scream is heard
I make some sense,what if I sound absurd
I break the furtune crystal, to make mah own fate
Mah evil prevails over ur evil, is written on a slate

Lol ur good ..why dont u join us in the battle topic
I will kill yo there

Dear Diary
I love the gym and working out there. The place gives you energy with all the lights, the color scheme's and the best part of all is all the new wonderful equipment they have for you to use to enhance your body and sculpt it to your liking.

Dear Diary
I love the gym and working out there. The place gives you energy with all the lights, the color scheme's and the best part of all is all the new wonderful equipment they have for you to use to enhance your body and sculpt it to your liking.
ehhh

Lol ur good ..why dont u join us in the battle topic
I will kill yo there

gym eh!...therez only one way u can kill the Bill....but not wid ur rapping :D

lol shatap before i make u regrett sayin anytin ..

omg i need a new fone

i used to b all .. "any fone dat works is a good fone"

but i so take dat back :|

lol this is my fave song
its the afg national athem ..then a rap song haha


http://www.afghanhiphop.com/music/index.php?l=8&p=Mixed%20Tracks/Afg%20records%20-%20Afghanistan.mp3&m=1

a phoney need for a sexy fone
waz the # of this gal's pony
know ur wishes are so puny
for some fony talks so porny:D

Disclaimer : I didnt mean it any evil

will listen to both later....

ALL ABOUT ME



Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black/blonde
Height: tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: afghan
The Shoes You Wore Today: no shoes for me
Your Fears: boogie man
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza is for losers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn how to count to schfifty-five
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: el oh el
Thoughts First Waking Up: why was 6 afraid of 7?
Your Best Physical Feature: me face
Your Bedtime: next week
Your Most Missed Memory: that 1 time when that thing happened
Pepsi or Coke: milk
MacDonalds or Burger King: none
Single or Group Dates: who goes on dates? i take the dog home
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: didnt i tell u milk?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: how many damn times i got to tell u MILK!!!!!
Do you Smoke: obviously hehe just kidding
Do you Swear: hell fuckin no bitch
Do you Sing: do u?
Have you Been in Love: players dont fall in love ;)
Do you go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes hehe
Do you belive in yourself: no :(
Do you get Motion Sickness: does ur mom?
Do you think you are Attractive: DUH
Are you a Health Freak: yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: do u like thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument: i wrote 4 symphonys once
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank ginger ale
In the past month have you Smoked: i use candy cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: :(
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i own the malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: watch ur language :mad:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wouldnt u like to know
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole shoes for my dolls
Ever been Drunk: does ginger ale count?
Ever been called a Tease: wahts a tease
Ever been Beaten up: O.o <--- measure my eyes and u tell me
Ever Shoplifted: arnt shops a little to heavy to lift?
How do you want to Die: i want my arms to be cut off and then my legs and the person shoots me 2 times in the stomach and leaves me there.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be cool
What country would you most like to Visit: that 1 ----->
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret regreting that 1 thing that i regret

ALL ABOUT ME



Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black/blonde
Height: tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: afghan
The Shoes You Wore Today: no shoes for me
Your Fears: boogie man
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza is for losers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn how to count to schfifty-five
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: el oh el
Thoughts First Waking Up: why was 6 afraid of 7?
Your Best Physical Feature: me face
Your Bedtime: next week
Your Most Missed Memory: that 1 time when that thing happened
Pepsi or Coke: milk
MacDonalds or Burger King: none
Single or Group Dates: who goes on dates? i take the dog home
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: didnt i tell u milk?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: how many damn times i got to tell u MILK!!!!!
Do you Smoke: obviously hehe just kidding
Do you Swear: hell fuckin no bitch
Do you Sing: do u?
Have you Been in Love: players dont fall in love ;)
Do you go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes hehe
Do you belive in yourself: no :(
Do you get Motion Sickness: does ur mom?
Do you think you are Attractive: DUH
Are you a Health Freak: yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: do u like thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument: i wrote 4 symphonys once
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank ginger ale
In the past month have you Smoked: i use candy cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: :(
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i own the malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: watch ur language :mad:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wouldnt u like to know
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole shoes for my dolls
Ever been Drunk: does ginger ale count?
Ever been called a Tease: wahts a tease
Ever been Beaten up: O.o <--- measure my eyes and u tell me
Ever Shoplifted: arnt shops a little to heavy to lift?
How do you want to Die: i want my arms to be cut off and then my legs and the person shoots me 2 times in the stomach and leaves me there.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be cool
What country would you most like to Visit: that 1 ----->
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret regreting that 1 thing that i regret

...forgot to add...wid a drooling tongue and a wagging tail ...which dog wudnt like to take a walk

uh I didnt really mean dogs http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9109/hpzw0.gif

..and you thought only dogs drool n wag their tails, while on a date....:wink_smil

lol ew :p

Dear Diray,
Today I was teaching my 8 year old cousin how to dance
but he kept stepping on my feet lol everytime he did it he laughed
like a fiend, he thought that was a riot.
he is such a cutie pie

heyyy reeena hows u???
i aint talked to u in a longg time
hope ur okay..
hows everything going??

I'm fine! How r u ?

Dear Diary,

I am obsessed with these sites

www.youtube.com
www.afghanmusik.com

dance....n teachin a kid...must be kidding:D ....wat waz it, a tango wid a kid:confused: .....I love Salsa and to jive....n when am tired, I foxtrot into the bed....cheeeeezzzz:D :cool:

...forgot to add.....when am in 'high spirits' yeaa...read it literally as 'High Spirits', I do 'Balle Balle' (the bhangra):D

yo dega,
wazzap?:cool:

sunny - yeah so

leila - hey girl whats up?

hey dudette!! nothing men just got home from school
my msn is not working, otherwise i'd show u cute pics of my cutiepie!!!:D
is ur msn working? btw did u read my mail?

mine is working:D

yes and yess
:D

cool!
so what else is new? what have i (not) missed?:D

you missed lots of things :D

Here r my cutie pies
leila thats u in the back :D stop jumping dude






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ne way have u heard this song?

Lab Labe Joybaar Mera Golaara Chiida
Qaar Karda Naas Karda Khanda Kada Mara Nadida
Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida..
Shamalak Mesanat Baa Chadarat Yaar
Gosargaa Merawum as khatere Yaar,
Doo See Mesqaal Telaa Dadum ba Sargar
Besaasad Kangara'ye Chadarat Yaar
Lab Labe Joybaar Mera Golaara Chiida
Qaar Karda Naas Karda Khanda Kada Mara Nadida
Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida..
Bahar Amad Ma Qoorbane tu Kardam Feda'ye Tire Moshgane tu kardam
Chee Khub dar Qauwle Khood Estada asti
Feda'ye Qaume Paimane tu Kardam
Lab Labe Joybaar Mera Golaara Chiida
Qaar Karda Naas Karda Khanda Kada Mara Nadida
Dar'in Kocha Hawa'dare Tu'am Man Dar'in Dunya Kharidare Tu'am Man
Agar Rose Doosat'barat Bibinam Hanos Moshtaqe Didare Tu'am Maan
Lab Labe Joybaar Mera Golaara Chiida
Qaar Karda Naas Karda Khanda Kada Mara Nadida
Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida, Mara Nadida..


hahahaha some1 needs to throw a party and i need to go :D

you missed lots of things :D
such as?:D

yesh ive heard that song, I love it!
i want to go to a wedding!!!!!!!!!:(
inshallah there will be one soon, inshallah!:D

sunny - yeah so

leila - hey girl whats up?

yea, so wen r u teaching me to tango:D ....n watz wid this name, sunny:confused:

I dont teach tango for free ..now shoo

haha sunny is ur new nick name :D

such as?:D

yesh ive heard that song, I love it!
i want to go to a wedding!!!!!!!!!:(
inshallah there will be one soon, inshallah!:D

hahahaha i m not telling :D

ok whos wedding? Z and S ?

hahahaha i m not telling :D

ok whos wedding? Z and S ?
yh rite i dun believe you! you emailed me saying its dayum boring here!LOL!
hahaha!!!:D
Noooh! not Z n S..maybe, i dunno. Z's parents came to S's parents to ask for her hand, but they said no shes too young! LOL! lmao! so sad!

I dont teach tango for free ..now shoo

haha sunny is ur new nick name :D

na...u dont get to shoo me....if u shoo me, I cum bak n bite you ,baby:D

Leila chi balah asti tu? wee poor Z. lol becha owgar shod dega

Sunny - kute mein tera khoon pejaoongi :D

haha yh he wants to get engaged so badly cause hes afraid shell find sumone else LOL! haha!

aww too bad lol
when r u coming online i want my smileys :(

i also want smiley!!!

i also want smiley!!!


Here u go



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Its my fave

I love this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBvp434Iz_E



E7sas Ejdeed


A7saas Jedeed - A New Feeling

Be Albak Byzeed - In your heart grows

Bet7so Beklma Betetl3 Fia - I fee it everytime you look at me

Enak 3alatool -You are always

Fia Mash3'ool - Busy with me

Keteer Betshta2li We Betmoot 3alia - You miss me and love me so much

A7saas Jedeed - A New Feeling

Be Albak Byzeed - In your heart grows

Bet7so Beklma Betetl3 Fia - I fee it everytime you look at me

Enak 3alatool - You are always
-
Fia Mash3'ool - Busy with me

Keteer Betshta2li We Betmoot 3alia - You miss me and love me so much


Ana Mabady Ella Kalam - I donA't want you to tell me words

Yedob Alby hello We 3'aram - That fill me with passion and love

Ana Mabady Ella Kalam - I donA't want you to tell me words

Yedob Alby hello We 3'aram - That fill me with passion and love

Bykafeeny Elly B7bk - It is enough to say you love me

Hayzy El Kelma Bet2tlny - These words kill me


7ady Bykoon - When you are with me

Albak Majnoon - Your heart is crazy

7ta Nazraat 3oyoonak Majnoon - Even your eyes are crazy

By3z 3aly - I comfort you

Telef Be3neek - You turn your eyes

Tmlokshy La7za Teshoofo 3ayoony - U own them for a second


Ana Mabady Ella Kalam - I donA't want you to tell me words

Yedob Alby hello We 3'aram - That fill me with passion and love

Ana Mabady Ella Kalam - I donA't want you to tell me words

Yedob Alby hello We 3'aram - That fill me with passion and love

Bykafeeny Elly B7bk - It is enough to say you love me

Hayzy El Kelma Bet2tlny - These words kill me

aww too bad lol
when r u coming online i want my smileys :(
Heres your smiley


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6453/dfzf6.gif




its my fave too;)
LOL!:D

LOL whatever

Dear Diary,
I bought a Japanese/english dictionary today
No offense to Jackie Chan, but chan in Japanese means a familiar (female) friend.

hahahahah....damn funyyyy....

leila wht about my smiley?? i want more notty one:D

aww ivyy tht video is damn cool...i loved the scene when they were holding their hands under the water....ahhhh driven me into world of dreams again.....ahahhaha:D

aww ivyy tht video is damn cool...i loved the scene when they were holding their hands under the water....ahhhh driven me into world of dreams again.....ahahhaha:D


OMG totally

nancy agrams songs are very nice

This one is my fave

Its very romantic, A wedding song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGq6nAR20RE

soo cute...it reminded me of my wedddinggg....lol.....btw i cant help dancing when i hear the music....:D

Leila chi balah asti tu? wee poor Z. lol becha owgar shod dega

Sunny - kute mein tera khoon pejaoongi :D

Ivy - kutiya ,aur mein tera khoon (poison) pejaoonga:D

hahahahah....damn funyyyy....

leila wht about my smiley?? i want more notty one:D
i dun have anymoe smileys askim:(
lol

Ivy - kutiya ,aur mein tera khoon (poison) pejaoonga:D

LOL listen let me make one thing clear
No one messes with me.. I am very mean!
my boyfriend is a thug
he will kick ur sun ass

yh show him uncle hamis pic with the guns n all! LOL!
that'll scare him and his desi sock away!!!!:D

haha ok I will post it later dude

yeah he was in the army in afg :cool:

LOL! i have that pic saved on the comp at school!:eek:
ahaha!

hahaah really?

I have ur bfs pic too

my bf? who is he? Lol
it think hamids pic is even on my friends account at school LOL!

LOL even ur friend has his pic???? haha


I will post his pic when ur online so I can delete it later :D

I'm fine! How r u ?

hiyaa
yeahh am great hows everything going?
studies okay??
enjoyin urself lately?
howsss ma brother in law??

LOL even ur friend has his pic???? haha


I will post his pic when ur online so I can delete it later :D
hahah! i saved it to show it to her
and thn forgot to delete:D

and i have ivy's pic...looks so cute in pink...:D

Dear Hazzy,
lol but I still havent seen ur pic :(



Dear Leila,
Check out my thug here











Dear Ruby
I am happy and Enjoying myself as usual.
He is fine :embaresse





Dear Diary (finally)
Finished the book today.
And bought a Dolce & Gabana dress for the party tomorrow
gotta go sleep

if u wanna see me so much...u can add me msn and u can watch my pic there the whole day...but promise me u wont fal in love with me...ahahahaha:D

goodnite, sweet dreams!!!

:confused: dont fall in love with u ?
girl u r wierd lol

ok whats ur msn?

heheheh i know i m weird...i just wanted to warn u as i m too gorgeous...lol
but seriously...dnt look at me too closelt..i m too scary:D
i ll pm my id

you're pretty and I am in Love :D



Not with you dummy

ahahahaha...no u cant do this to me.....:p

I cant do this to hamid also
he will kill me baby :(

hiii reeenaaaaaaa
awww thats goood...
and good hess goood tooo
hiiiyaaa from meee

iss that "Thug" ma bruva-in-laww????????????/

hiii reeenaaaaaaa
awww thats goood...
and good hess goood tooo
hiiiyaaa from meee

iss that "Thug" ma bruva-in-laww????????????/


YES :o
hot isnt he? lol

fine...leave me just for a guy...lol

anyways wish u happinesss just like in the nancy's videos:D

you're pretty and I am in Love :D



Not with you dummy

ohh bubbsss....didnt I tell dat she is a *esbo....you cant cheat on Liela-peela-kha ek kela by makin adv to Hazzy...

PS: Hazzy, dont take it seriously...

ohh bubbsss....didnt I tell dat she is a *esbo....you cant cheat on Liela-peela-kha ek kela by makin adv to Hazzy...

PS: Hazzy, dont take it seriously...
i dnt take the guys like u seriously...so dnt wrry...

ohh bubbsss....didnt I tell dat she is a *esbo....you cant cheat on Liela-peela-kha ek kela by makin adv to Hazzy...

PS: Hazzy, dont take it seriously...

Yes I am a Lesbian. And I love my Girls http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1339/laughingvf1.gif

oh my god....me too...we should spend more time....ahahahaha:D

oh my god....me too...we should spend more time....ahahahaha:D

haha sure baby ;)

lolz...now i m scared:p

dont be scared hun ;) I m sweet

:eek: and now i will puke...lol

didnt find it.

Dear Diary,
Can you make this day go faster please. I would tell you the reason, but too bad you can't help me, so i guess it would be a waste of time if I did..
With Lots of LoVe
Ivy

Most poople here are disgusting sick fhttp://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2649/cenge1.gif
deleting my posts forno reason

I bought this new CD last night!! Love all the songs


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One of my fave poems


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGarsaaRIYg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIaetu85OM



Sami Yousuf - Al-Mu'allim



Here r the lyrics , I will write the arabic in english


We once had a Teacher
The Teacher of teachers,
He changed the world for the better
And made us better creatures,
Oh Allah we've shamed ourselves
We've strayed from Al-Mu'allim,
Surely we've wronged ourselves
What will we say in front him?
Oh Mu'allim...

Chorus
He was Muhammad salla Allahu 'alayhi wa sallam,
Muhammad, mercy upon Mankind,
He was Muhammad salla Allahu 'alayhi wa sallam,
Muhammad, mercy upon Mankind,
Teacher of all Mankind.
Abal Qasim [one of the names of the Prophet]
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Khayru khalqillahi Muhammad
(The best of Allah's creation is Muhammad)
Ya Mustafa ya Imamal Mursalina
(O Chosen One, O Imam of the Messengers)
Ya Mustafa ya Shafi'al 'Alamina
(O Chosen One, O intercessor of the worlds)
He prayed while others slept
While others ate he'd fast,
While they would laugh he wept
Until he breathed his last,
His only wish was for us to be
Among the ones who prosper,
Ya Mu'allim peace be upon you,
Truly you are our Teacher,
Oh Mu'allim..

Chorus
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Ya Rasuli ya Muhammad
(O My Messenger O Muhammad)
Ya Bashiri ya Muhammad
(O bearer of good news O Muhammad)
Ya Nadhiri ya Muhammad
(O warner O Muhammad)
'Ishqu Qalbi ya Muhammad
(The love of my heart O Muhammad)
Nuru 'Ayni ya Muhammad
(Light of my eye O Muhammad)
He taught us to be just and kind
And to feed the poor and hungry,
Help the wayfarer and the orphan child
And to not be cruel and miserly,
His speech was soft and gentle,
Like a mother stroking her child,
His mercy and compassion,
Were most radiant when he smiled

Chorus
Abal Qasim [one of the names of the Prophet]
Ya Habibi ya Muhammad
(My beloved O Muhammad)
Ya Shafi'i ya Muhammad
(My intercessor O Muhammad)
Khayru khalqillahi Muhammad
(The best of Allah's creation is Muhammad)
Ya Mustafa Ya Imamal Mursalina
(O Chosen One O Imam of the Messengers)
Ya Mustafa ya Shafi'al 'Alamina
(O Chosen One O intercessor of the worlds)

I love this song, actually i love all of his songs. He's really good.

Yeah he is :D

I sing too, wanna hear? LOL!:D

Not really :D

btw I also sing! I have a sweet voice lol

Dear Diary,
I am angry and I wanna scream at someone
where is that mor da go when u need him? http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2649/cenge1.gif
LOL

bee-ach!:D i sing good :P
haha! which mor da gow u talking abt?

Hey,

the mission is going good, although im a bit confused.
anywayz keep me informed and if u need anything(guns :D) lemme know.
Later dude and good luck to you!

lol, both of u got banned. so funny

you look funny!:D
get a life!

where do I begin/
You think you funny/
You aint nothing you just committing a sin/
You think me got banned n then disappear like jin/
You try to come at me with written bullshit trust u’ll never win/
Your like a toddler ur just beginning to crawl/
Your like a baby to me so dumb and so small/
imma be easy on you I’ll just trip you but not let u fall/
why you start acting hard after u got ur citizenship/
why the only girl u had was an online relationship/
you try to act tough come threw and ill show u how 2 spit/
nigga I was hustlin while you was suckin on your mothers tit/
Because my niggaz is barbaric they eat bats/
I make little punks like you live in the sewers like rats/
Got you visiting a psychologist because your mind was tempered with/
All yo jokes are old stupid and played out like will smith/


:nerd:

lmaooooooooo check out these niggaz

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hahahahaahahaaahahahahaaaahahha
hahaaaaaaahaaahahhahaahhaahhaha
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha
a bunch of fags, these r the future stars of america's most wanted.





http://img409.imageshahjcgiikcghicyghck.us/img409/5710hvjnnnnnnnnnnnnlvhujkivu/afggun021de0.jpg

LOL! ahahahahaha! who arethose guys?:eek:

I dunno .. just going through my boyfriends myspace and found this pic LOL

ahahaha! LOL!
you mean uncle or your other bf?:P
hey im meeting you know who on wednesday again:D

hey I hav only one boyfriend and pls dont call him uncle anymore
u dont know how wierd that sounds lol
lmao u r meetin that cheesy dude again ?
where?>

not cheesy na! shut up!
at the central station but shhh dont tell anyone:D