-Ask A Stupid Qn- | =Get A Stupid Answer=

So I'll start,hoping that it needs no explanation :D

Q:Why do people eat cheese?

bcuz they like it

howcome people cry when they hurt themselves .........
can't they just laugh

they cry because...hmmm.....yes i know,because tears come out!

how many h is there hullaballooh?

er dun no........ i dun enen understand da question?

why do ppl have stomachs..???

because god made 'em?

why do ppl talk?

ah.....bcuz they have a mouth

y do chinese people have small eyes

hhmmm......cause they juss see wot they want to

Why Do ppl See?

beacuse they dont' want not to see

how many times can yu jump frm eiffel tower?

1

how mant times can u suicide ur self

a thousand

how many times can you say to 911 get the hell out of here/

what ???????????

oh neva mind.....it's a stupid qn

how many numbers are there in the englsh alphabet?

100, 000 ,000......................................

who amol is amol

i ment
how amol is amol

AmolAmolAmolAmol

Why do we have daylight?

to see

amol : how amol is amol from amol?

be cause amol amol amol

y amol is amol amol amol????

ey dun no

howcome amol is always amol from amol & amol

because the amol s the amol that amol who started the topic is amol.Amol amol,what a stupid answer amol! :)

Why is Mudassar Khan blinking?

his shy

y does amol alyways look amol from amol?

cause he blink buddy

y do amol searchin colleges frm aus????hehehehehe

err he doesn't search colleges from aus...he is in India and searchin' for colleges in US :D

how did mudassar's leg catch fire?

dude lol
he's on fire dude

y ppl like cheese more than butter

i dun no

y do u talk

Coz i gotta Big Mouth :)

Y do some like sharukh more than hritik?

Because Hrithik is taller..

Y do some ple stink?

lolz ppl dont stink their arm pit do lol

y dont ppl use deo cause of stinky pit

to smell nyce

why do most people hate kareena

beacuse shes ugly


y do ppl eat??? lol

Because they don't have to feel hungry

why do people sleep?

ah ...........timepass??


y r some people skiny & some r fat

bcuz some eat much n orhers eat nothin

y r u here...

i am here for u pali

why peoples have double face ?

ah mmmmmm jus do

y do ppl have hair

coz they dont want to b bald..

hehe

how many times can you suicide without dying

Till I Dont Die




Y Indians Not Good At Football?

LOL snehal cause Everyone Play with BasketBall n Not with Futball ;) (Hope u got wot i said)

Y Gurls Tend to be Stupid sometimes ???? (Hey I said "Sometimes", gurls dont fire me)

becz they r stuck with guys like u :p

y do ppl live

cause they live for ppl like u...............lolz

whom u think as ur idol?

my head lol

n urs

lolz of course Ur Head.......:)

who kept ur name ?

the safe in the Bank of Name-keepers

where did the numbers take off to from Royce's siggy?

how to play this one

however u want 2

ne more qs

[B]ok
did u have a friend sultana ?

hehehe No..
Wt does IRTIQA means??

Irtiqa.....?

why do we eat food.

irtiqa = indians' resourceful tecnically insightful questioning answers...p

sorry
dont know about stupdity

why r v living?

becuz...
we r gonna die...


is tht atif in ur sig

no atif in my siggy

why are yu like mickey mouse?

Bcuz I Cant Find Any 80 B 80 Avi

Y Dont U Hav Tht Devil In Ur Avi

because i removed it......want avis?

ummm i already got them..:p

why u deleted rahela pic ?

ok

hmm... wots the question???

did u steal roehla pic ?

no

y is amol alwayz amol from amol & how amol is amol from amol?
can some amol thing tell me da answer to did amol question abt amol...

bool la ker, bool aye
bool ker main nain keha,bool kuoon lye hou saib,tum to khud he bool hou

lol iz dat a question??

??

can sum1 explain the topic plzz :)

u ask a question and the next person give answer

after 25 year ,whats your age at that time ?

225 <<how abt that:cool:

ok whats your hotmail ID

hahahahahahehehehuhuhuhahaha@hotmail.com

what is paper made of?

wood
whats your hotmail password ?

arjunrampalissexy ;)

whats the question ?

How are you??

bad

y is sultan a very good sultan from da amol sultan........

me sultan of no land
but AMOL is a ANMOL
AFTER MARRIGE IF YOUR HUBBY SAY U TO ,COOK SOMTHING,THEN WHAT DISH U MAKE FOR HIM ?

aww.......ah butter chicken

howcome u give a present @ someones b'day

good
Kyon chalti hai pawan ?

yuhii

why do we go to bed?

aah yes coz the bed won't come to us! :p

no question from u amol ?
kyoun hota ha pyar ?

kyunke dil hota ha bimaar

whut doeas that mean ali..?

in hindi that means WOH..like woh cheez...THAT thing..

ooh lol
at 1st i didnt even get un in english but then i thought really hard and now i get it :P :D

what your hubby name ?

haaýen..

homer..

so what do u think of his brain??^^;)

ahahha lolz

its great yaar.. dont you think? :P

there is a hindi song
laila lila pukaroon main ban main
I AM SERCHING MY LILA IN DESERTS
pyary laila bsi mora man main
BUT I AM MAD,SHE LIVE IN MY HEART

i havnt heard it...frm which movie?

dunno :P

alila majnoon

cool..realy ddnt knu dat

do u hate mean persons ?

how mean..

whats your hotmail password ?

*******************

omg its working

koi shaq..

NAA JEE NAA

hehe..sahi hai:)

what is d colour of red?

red
lalo lal
dnagrous
440000 volts
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u know "shadi rat "girls wear red dress

hahaha..
not all..

shadi rat larki
khatree ka nishan ban ker aty ha
bechra larka smj nain pata
aur sari ummer mar gata ha
so dont love red colour

haha.. haww.. thats not true sultan

danya jee
red colour
khatry ke nishanu ha na
aur larki ever wear red dress on shadi rat
give alaram of 440000 volts

hahaha..^^
Red is a colour of dangerous..
i wont let ma wife wear red dress :D

bilkul theek
hum dono red wear karian ga
aur usko kuch aur wear karian ga
then we r 440000 volts

hahaha..
awesum idea ..
hahaha

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/cupid99/blink/laffing.gif

Haww no na Sultan..
I wont wear red ji .. mujhey tow red pasand be nahi hai
Par dulhan pe accha lagta hai.. uff tusi be na baas..

gr8 Dania..
phir to tention hi koi nahin :)hehe

dyna jee jum jum pehnou red
per shadi rat chor ker *wink*
tey ali tuja pta chaly ga shadi ka bad *wink*
red ka matalb lolz

hehe..Sultan!! lgta ha shaadi k baad hi pta chalega:D

tysan noon man watna da
asi haan yaar pardesi

yeah..

ok

so when r u gettin married?

not soon
whats your real name ali ?

ALI:)

wts ur surname?

mahmood and yours ?
now back to topic
r u ever confussed in love ?

hmmm...naa
mine is Shah

have u eva proposed to a girl?

yes
and i said to her
MAIN TERA BAGIR REH NAIN SKDA
--------------------
SAME QUESTION TO U SHAH JEE?

not yet ji..

wese what did she said afta dat??

she reply
MAIN TERA BAGIR REH NAIN SKDy
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now come on ali your turn now

for what??

where u like to spend your vacations?

with ma whole family..all my cousins...

what about yu?

with friends
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when u go to chakwal ?

jab pakistan jaunga..
last time i was there was in 2002..

why do u like music?

omg
music rohh ke gza ha baba alie the great
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youn to hum nain lakh hussian dekha hain
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but now why u love danya ?

haillah..
Inna personal swaal..:)
Pehle Dania ko to bta dooon..!!

ok
did u in love with someone?

yeah i am in love..

what abt u bro?

YEA
BUT SHE IS NOT ON FORUM
did u llike ladyfingrs?

oh okay..m i allowed to kno her name?
yeah..

nargis,she is an lady dr,in peshawer
do u believ in one sided love ?

yeah..one sided love ki existabce buht zada ha...
so does she love u too?

yes
do u love golgapy

awww.--dats nice!!
i dont love it..na hi hate it..

do u like Achaar?

yes
do u like bajray ke roti with mukhan and achar ?

yeaah..nam nam!!

Do u like Sarson ka sog or makki ki roti??

yup a lot
tere gory hathan de mehndi bra gal pandi
--------
why
gory hathan de mandi gal pandy ?

hehe..
coz its a snake maybe...

lolz no
What is a girl friend?

hehe..wt is it then??
--
a friend which is a girl..
or some girl u love n ur going out wivher..

What is a girl friend?What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.

haaaaaaaaaaawww

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out

hahahaa..
dat was so naughty ji..:Dhaha

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/cupid99/blink/laffing.gif

hehehe..
same che...

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

cars were made....?

best cars made in CHAKWAL
pagal itna be nain janta lolz

hehehehehe....

why are some people mental

they're not mental..just misunderstoood!!

for who are mental hospitals made

what i am asking a stupid question got a problem raaz

Nah, its not the first time!

chup, hamesha ke tarah tu bak tee rehtee hai

Eh kudha is ullo ko kayseh tik karo!

chup! mere bajo me beth kar, ye boltee hai, me tere ko abeeh bata tee hoon

Shock se bata, mujeh pagal kuteh ki boknah adat par gayi!

haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tu apne aapp ko pagal kutee sabit kar diya
PAGAL KUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Hasina boknah katam kar!

whats your email paswoord ?

who are asking

me asking
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?

i think 5hrs
Q, what's the point of people being born, when they die

its answer in it and question too
who come first
egg r chicken ?

i asked my baby sister which came first da chick or egg, she sed chick then i aksed her where da chick came from she sed egg, then i aksed her where da egg came from she sed the shop,
good answer hey
what do you think?

find the answer in formula
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all out for no loss

yeah what ever

new Q
from where we get pure milk ?

where do you think

at childhood
from mum breast
-----------------Q
why peopls lie ?

coz trf hurts

Q;why love is great ?

itz not

ok

why peopls laough on poors?

soz, man i don't undastand ur Q

why peopls hate poors ?

Why do you

they don't hate the poor, not unless your mean

do you weigh over 50kg

no i am 60kg
do u have your pic ?

no sorry!!! : (

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

depends how big the elefant is!

an small one of 500kg

:sarcastic

we all give up man sullu, just giv da ansa

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! anelephant with one
hand

ha ha very funny
why are so many different languages

for feeling,that we r dumb boss
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.?

is it a trouble maka

"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"

But we cant help it! yeh tera chaira hai yeh koi bandar ka shacal, jah bi tu jai, baat apni ap ajaiyeh!

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

emm nice question know give the answer

thats easy the answer is
"WET"

Wet?

LOL nice one! :p

you there!^^priyanka looks pretty in yer siggie :D

No really :D

i was just commenting..! :(

wts d whole point of life?

if u didnt have a life..
then how would u have found danu? duh!

___

why dont smelly ppl take showers?!

cuz they wanna smell like you:D

why dun arent pretti ppl ugly?

becuz there is no such thing as uglyness...

i can ans... but not come up with a quest lol

omg i cant even fink ov a question hhehe

who do we eat from our teeth/mouth n not eyes or ears??

so we can eat faster!
because MOST ppl have bigger mouths...as opposed to their noses n ears..
there r exceptions...but ye :p

is jello a liqiud or a solid?

neither :p

are tall ppl really tall or are we just small..?:p

actually smaller ppl r taller..:s

why do we have names?why dont v call each otha oye??dat cud by fun..u call oye n evry1 look at u..:Dhehe

well i shall definately call u 'oye' from now onwards :D

why does leila smell funny?

coz her favourite perfume is funila .. :D

Y do ppl wear clothes ... :D kinda wierd

to luk funny!!

who do we have brain?it wud have been alot easier widout brain na:D:Dhehehe

may be!
why do you ask a stupid question for!

hahah lol @raaz!!!

to get a stupid answer raaz:D

why do we have hair..on our heads:D

so our brain doesnt get cold..AHHHAHAA...imagine if everyone in the world was bald...sry strayed off topic :

why did all of us make accounts on bollywoodheaven?? :D

arrey to interact wid YOUU!! :D duh!

lol..

why do we get biology hmwk? :(

coz we cant do anything else..

why do we brush our hair?

so that we can finish off our toothpaste faster :D

lol

why cant u erase permenant marker?

thats why its called permenant :D

I am so bad at this sigh lol

Why do u go to the restroom?

ter rest....duh! :p

why do ya read?

To get bored

Why do u kiss?

ter get rid of yer excess lipgloss! loooool

why do ya go ter skool?

coz society wants evry1 to become nerds..

why do v eat?wen v can survive only wid drinking water..

cuz our stomachs are stupid... i dunno :D:S
why do we do makeup??

to hide our uglieness :p

wahahaha!

why are some ppl gay!
:D

cuz they r lik ahan lol

Oh!:eek:
thaz hard!!

yh cuz of tht gay party lol

ok why do we live ??

wahaha gay party!!
hehe he told me it was a so called 'after party'

we live cuz we breath=P

-why cant we see god?

cuz we arent allowed to...i dunno..
why do ppl like ketchup?

cuz they dont like mayo..:D

why do pins and needles in your fooe tickle you?
and oh i like mayo and ketchup

to get you up from you ass. (sitting too long cause it)

why does malika sharawat dont ware clothes!

cuz she likes air:D

lol...why do girls like boys and why do boys like gurls :P

Because they have nothing else to like

Why do humans eat food?

2 suravie

q: why do people shop