Bizzyboy

I think if you want to know all about me then click this link and you will know me for sure...again as I've already written this before elsewhere, I didnt want to write again for all here (pardon):

http://dalartworks.co.uk/bhangra2005/forum05/viewtopic.php?t=2561

:o

Hey!That's a pretty neat profile you got rigged up there.
My name is Amol and I'm 18.proud to be ABCD(American Born Confused Desi).
May I have the privilege to welcome yu first to the forum.Enjoy your stay.

I don't know whether the mods will like linkin' to other forums(I may be terribly wrong here,and I apologize b4 hand if I am)so maybe you could just <Ctrl+C> and <Ctrl+V> the thing.As I said,I may be wrong,and I'm sorry b4hand

:)

Thank you Amol...pleased to meet you too...yes ! I hope they dont get me wrong, I'm not a younsta who knows all the tricks of the trade, and am learning as I go along, but I'll get there. If they tell me to cut & paste..I will...!! :)

PS: I'm sure loads of people join otherForms too and it's should be taken 'positively' like one community meeting another 'cummunity' of the same people...if it was 'competetion' than I know it wouldnt be a done thing, but it's not for competetion, it's about meeting other people, making friends and extending 'OUR COMMUNITY'' !!

Regards & Respect 2 All
:)

hey welcome
im aditi 18 from australia
happy posting

hi huni....welcome...m naz....how u doin?

Thanks to the Mods for the welcome and I hope to make my little contribution whenever possible. It's nice to see all the youngsters getting together and making chat, having some fun...socialising is pretty difficult for everyone these it seems, so i guess the Net has become the Talking point. Posted this as a topic, let's see what people think !!

:)

hi , i am sahar.... welcome and enjoy ur stay... :1:

yo hi........iam isha / 17 from australia
have fun here

This is Anuj from New York, Njoy

Hey I M Kanchi...

Welcome Dude...enjoy Posting :5: :5:

r u really 45+

dun take in offence please

Yes, I is ....and off course no offence taken, cant see the need to lie about my age, at my age !! :)

Take a tip...beauty comes and goes like the seasons. One morning you awake and see a beautiful flower growing outside your window, then after the passing of seasons, you see it no more. That be the illusion of beauty to the mind's eye, here today, gone tomorrow !!


Dil Ko Dekho, Chera na Dekho, Chero nahe lahko ko Luta
Dil Sacha aur Chera Jutha, Dil Sacha aur Chera Jutha


Guess the song and film ? :)

ummm.... not sure!!!

my name is jana lol as u already noe, 17/canada!!!

and welcum once again lol!!!!

have fun posting!!!

i knew u will be here kulfi

Jana,yu got another name? hehe

And are you really very busy,bizzyboy?

r u really 45+
dun take in offence please


**Cute**Jaan**
Senior Member
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ummm.... not sure!!!

my name is jana lol as u already noe, 17/canada!!!
and welcum once again lol!!!!
have fun posting!!!
Jana
$un$hine
Moderator


Are these both the same person...have I got it wrong ??? :(

I was replying to :


r u really 45+
dun take in offence please


**Cute**Jaan**
Senior Member
Guru



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Jana,yu got another name? hehe
And are you really very busy,bizzyboy?


Course I am...I'm bizzy replying to all these posts henna (jokes) !! :)

I'm self employed/freelance...go to work when I want, where I want, how I want...! Cant beat that can you...!!

Lol no...

and cute jaan and jana are different ppl - aren't yu?

cute jaan is Isha
jana is Genevie

Ok...!! Maybe I got it wrong henna...where did I put my glasses !! :)

Sorry

I crack worse PJs(Poor Jokes) than you do...did you ever reveal your name ji?

My name...!! Yes, I would oblige but it would cause problems for me. I can only tell that in private to someone who I really know....for reasons which I'd rather not tell just now, but maybe in the future.

Will my pet name suffice, which my 75 year old mum still calls me !!

OK! i'll call you BB...bizzyboy takes a comparitively longer time to type :)

Yeh fine....sum type Biz, sum Bizzy !!

BTW- Read the Jokes and tell me if you dont get a laugh (went to amke tea) !! :)

ji...i shall :)

Quote:
Dil Ko Dekho, Chera na Dekho, Chero nahe lahko ko Luta
Dil Sacha aur Chera Jutha, Dil Sacha aur Chera Jutha




Guess the song and film ?



yaar i think it has rajesh khaana , mumtaz & vinos khaana in it
in da song mumtaz wears a orange thing....rajesh khaana is in a double role
i 4 got da film name

FILM - SACHHA JHUTHA

Rajesh Khanna...correct !! well done....:)

Dont you think we should make a game out of it on the Board...'Guess the tune in three, four or five'....be fun !! You post and start....chal lagaa baazi :) :)

^^ wheres da tread?

^^^....requested YOU to kindly start it please. Which section should I post it ? See am new here, so dont know where to even start it...was looking to you for some guidance. Chaal pher...start maar nah :)

:eek: 45+

45+.....sooner or later we all get there henna, Old Is Gold !!!!!!!!! :)

yah that's true...but i dont think u r 45+.... btw what's ur name? :D

Aaacha...nahin maanthi !! Keuh?....rishteh ki bath hai, yah dosti key, yah dil key? :)

Mera Naam - jab aap mere ankhe may, aap dil seh nazar lagai, toh phir naam seh kaye mazburri...!! App zaara yaha bate keh bathe karo, phir meh nazar laga keh, aap koh khush dekhu gaa !! Aur keya mangu... :p

If you didnt understand that, then you need to call a freind henna !! :)

i didnt understand a word that u worte in hindi...i dont know hindi can u write them in english plz? :)

^^^...Translation !

Ok...you dont accept !! Why?...is it because it's a matter of relation, freindship or the heart ?

My name - when you look into my eyes, with your heart, then the name be not a problem..!! Please kindly sit by my side, then I will peer into thine eyes and surely I will see thee happy...what more do I want ? :)

PS: I guess you have read my profile which I posted, then why dont you beleive me, would you rather I lie ?



:)

hmmm...accept....it's matter of Freindship....that's all ...i just wanted to know ur name... :D so u wont say ur name?
yah i did read ur profile...... :p

Ok....friendship it is then !! Now when two people meet and want to be friends, we look at each other and one says:

Me: Hi, nice to meet you !!
You: Nice to meet you too !!
Me: Ahhm, that's a really dress you got on, suits you !!
You: Thank you (big smile)

Ok....friendship it is then !! Now when two people meet and want to be friends, we look at each other and one says:

Me: Hi, nice to meet you !!
You: Nice to meet you too !!
Me: Ahhm, that's a really dress you got on, suits you !!
You: Thank you (big smile) :)
Me: BTW - I didnt quite catch your name when I walked in on this...!!
You: .........(I'm waiting) :)

so u want me to follow those steps right....to become ur friend :D
i dont have a name just like u :p

Me: Nice to meet you Sahar...!! That's a lovely name you have henna...does it have a special meaning to it and where did does it originate from, I'm not very good at judging people's origins, pardon me ? :)

it's nice meeting u too.... bizzyboy....( have to call u by ur name id :x)
thank u ...my name means Dawn...and it's persian :D

Did I notice someone I'm having this conversation with change her last post...nah, cant be...just my imagination !!

Ok, Sahar means 'Dawn' in Persian....so that makes you a lovely young Muslim lady !! Salama Lakum !! :)

Now this you will find very intriging...my great, great, great, great, great, great grandad was Persian. They were driven after fighting Genghis Khan inot northern Iran, then down the mountains into Pakistan & Kashmir, where my great, great grand parents are from. My grand parents were taken hostage by the British and taken to Africa to labour on the Railways. They became Sikhs then and that's what I am, for that was what my father. My father spoke Urdu & Farsi like the back of his hand, but I dont know a word, cos I was brought up in London (Uk).

I hope you understand that, I'm not being rude or unpolite to you Sahar Ji, but I cant display my name in a Forum for good reason(s). I beg your pardon for that...and request you just use BBB, Biz, Bizzy for the now !!

Ok....getting back to our conversation:

I'm really pleased to meet a Persian Princess, so are you from a wealthy background ? What do mum & dad do to keep you happy and looking so pretty ? :)

Did I notice someone I'm having this conversation with change her last post...nah, cant be...just my imagination !!

Ok, Sahar means 'Dawn' in Persian....so that makes you a lovely young Muslim lady !! Salama Lakum !! :)

Now this you will find very intriging...my great, great, great, great, great, great grandad was Persian. They were driven after fighting Genghis Khan inot northern Iran, then down the mountains into Pakistan & Kashmir, where my great, great grand parents are from. My grand parents were taken hostage by the British and taken to Africa to labour on the Railways. They became Sikhs then and that's what I am, for that was what my father. My father spoke Urdu & Farsi like the back of his hand, but I dont know a word, cos I was brought up in London (Uk).

I hope you understand that, I'm not being rude or unpolite to you Sahar Ji, but I cant display my name in a Forum for good reason(s). I beg your pardon for that...and request you just use BB, Biz, Bizzy for the now (will tell another day) !!

Ok....getting back to our conversation:

I'm ever so pleased to meet a Persian Princess, and a beautiful one at that, so are you from a wealthy background ? What do mum & dad do to keep you happy and looking so pretty ? :)

Did I notice someone I'm having this conversation with change her last post...nah, cant be...just my imagination !!

Ok, Sahar means 'Dawn' in Persian....so that makes you a lovely young Muslim lady !! Salama Lakum !! :)

Now this you will find very intriging...my great, great, great, great, great, great grandad was Persian. They were driven after fighting Genghis Khan inot northern Iran, then down the mountains into Pakistan & Kashmir, where my great, great grand parents are from. My grand parents were taken hostage by the British and taken to Africa to labour on the Railways. They became Sikhs then and that's what I am, for that was what my father. My father spoke Urdu & Farsi like the back of his hand, but I dont know a word, cos I was brought up in London (Uk).

I hope you understand that, I'm not being rude or unpolite to you Sahar Ji, but I cant display my name in a Forum for good reason(s). I beg your pardon for that...and request you just use BB, Biz, Bizzy for the now (will tell another day) !!

Ok....getting back to our conversation:

I'm ever so pleased to meet a Persian Princess, and a beautiful one at that, so are you from a wealthy background ? What do mum & dad do to keep you happy and looking so pretty ? :)
W/salam... r u muslim? i 'm not happy abt how u dont know farsi or else i would talk to u in persian...anyways do u know French?
it's alright u dont have to say ur name...i'll call u by those names that u said...or of i u dont mind i'll call u RAM ( just to remeber ur name ) :D
those r personal questions and i cannot answer them...i'm sorry..

Ok...fine, I respect your wishes too !! :)

No, I'm not Muslim...I'm Pure Sikh !! My Profile, if you didnt get to read my original post.
http://dalartworks.co.uk/bhangra2005/forum05/viewtopic.php?t=2561

Yes, you can call whatever you wish...so, you a student, college, Uni, employed or just a lazy Princess !! :)

Sahar Ji...if you replied, I'll pick it up tomorrow hopefully. It's midnight in London now and I have to be up at six...not much sleep left !! Chat again soon....:)

Maf Key Geaye - Salama Lekum !! Good Night :)

yah i am student in H-school....i am not in college yet.. :D i'm not that old as u probably taught... :D

ur fav place & food (rice) is the same as mine...
ok Ram c ya :D

bizzyboy seems little bizzy here now aint u?

Yeah,making himself at home,here at BWH :D

Good Morning !! Salama Lekum.... :)
Nice company we have now, Mr King & Amol are your long time companions, I'm sure they'll make me feel at home too...!!

Aaacha...high school it is and I guess you have got some idea what you wanna do in life then ? Business, Employmnet or Lazy Housewife? Which will it be and why.....??

And I sure would like to know what King Ji & Amol Ji do to pass their time...ahhhhmmm...any you guys found 'love' in your lives or are you both still looking ?

Hey Biz! how are you?
It's vacation now and I think you just about might say I'm having fun :)
And why is it that you doubt that I won't let you feel as if you are not at home? :(

If you would like to know what I want to be,would care to take a look at my blog? (http://spaces.msn.com/members/amol87/)
It quite about says it all!

And no yaar,I got no 'love' as in the `love` that you mean.But I got friends to whom I have,will and shall give my best :)

And I was just wondering,when you get that inevitable spare time to unwind,what do you do?Music yu should listen to.And pray what would that music be?

:1:

Kiddah Amol !!

I'm just getting lunch sorted, and taking a quick peek on Net on my laptop !!

Ok...so, you outon vacation, then shouldnt you be doing something like, getting yourself a nice kuri who can make you feel YES! 'Life's worth living for henna'...that kind of feeling !!

Ohh yaar...mustnt take everything serious henna...I'm a jester at heart really, so dont take it on the chin, instead get the beers, let get sploshed and sing some Bhangra tunez to all kuri's walking past !! :)

Aacha, we (I)need to find a nice kuri then...what kind you like, Chinese, Mongolian, Indian, Swedish..whatever, just ask henna, got loadz of friends who can sort you out.!!

I'll answer the last bit laters, cos I'm going to lunch..but here's a little for you to read and digest, tell me if any of it fits you when you wake up in the morning !!


The name of Amol has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life. You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects. When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished. Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences. The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind. A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions. Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.


Well....???

Aaacha...high school it is and I guess you have got some idea what you wanna do in life then ? Business, Employmnet or Lazy Housewife? Which will it be and why.....??


nah man i am not gonna get married soon....i have to finish my education first than i'll think abt my life..... i probably study biology in the future ... :)
so u tell me something Ram....what do u do? :D

Salam Sahar Ji !! :)

Working at the mo...but using the laptop to play around on the Net. Well, Good Luck with your chosen field and hope you do well (God Willing).

I'm self employed/freelance, sole business, I repair PC's, make new PC's for clients like small businesses, schools and libraries, websites, networking and tuition for the young ones in the evenings (time permitting).

That's the hobby bit and this is my 'True Employment'...living, learning and loving The Almighty Creator !! If I could have a Persian Genie look after the hobby bit of my life, then I wouldnt be here chatting to you, I would do my 'True Employment' 24/7/365 till death do us part !! How do you feel about that....?

I didnt have time to answer Amol (?where did he go, I wonder), but I love Bhangra, Drum&Bass, Rock, Classical, Rythum&Bass, Hardcore, Trance and listening to World Wide Music on a site which few know off !! I also am trying to learn Music on an electronic sysnthesizer which I've bought recently and am using Cubase + An Indian Music program few have heard off called Swarshala to adapt the two technologies and make Divine Hymns. This will take time though...!!

Here's something for you to experience and it gives you a flavour of my lifestyle.
http://www.apwk35.dsl.pipex.com/bulla.wmv (video file)
http://www.apwk35.dsl.pipex.com/bulla.mp3 (song file)

Enjoy !!

Kiddah Amol !!

I'm just getting lunch sorted, and taking a quick peek on Net on my laptop !!

Ok...so, you outon vacation, then shouldnt you be doing something like, getting yourself a nice kuri who can make you feel YES! 'Life's worth living for henna'...that kind of feeling !!

Ohh yaar...mustnt take everything serious henna...I'm a jester at heart really, so dont take it on the chin, instead get the beers, let get sploshed and sing some Bhangra tunez to all kuri's walking past !! :)

Aacha, we (I)need to find a nice kuri then...what kind you like, Chinese, Mongolian, Indian, Swedish..whatever, just ask henna, got loadz of friends who can sort you out.!!

I'll answer the last bit laters, cos I'm going to lunch..but here's a little for you to read and digest, tell me if any of it fits you when you wake up in the morning !!



Well....???

Your quote indeed was well laid out and to the point. :cool:

I am inferring that 'a kuri' is a girl?To say the truth,I am not very much into the 'love' stuff,as of now.I just like to see both the sexes through one eye,under the same wing of friendship.My first and foremost objective is to go to the US later this year,join a college,study Automotive Technology(most probably) and get a job.I need to be financially sound before I get into serious love.It does not mean that I won't go for dates,I will with someone whom I know very well,and the date shall be a dinner or a walk around the park only. :)

Ji,I am late into the night now,I gotta get some sleep.Cya!

Salam Sahar Ji !! :)

Working at the mo...but using the laptop to play around on the Net. Well, Good Luck with your chosen field and hope you do well (God Willing).

I'm self employed/freelance, sole business, I repair PC's, make new PC's for clients like small businesses, schools and libraries, websites, networking and tuition for the young ones in the evenings (time permitting).

That's the hobby bit and this is my 'True Employment'...living, learning and loving The Almighty Creator !! If I could have a Persian Genie look after the hobby bit of my life, then I wouldnt be here chatting to you, I would do my 'True Employment' 24/7/365 till death do us part !! How do you feel about that....?

!!
bonjour, Ram ji :p
thank u ...i need that..... :D
u dont have a persian genie??

Ola Seneora !!

Por Favor...ce uno cerveza le grande !!

That means...'please lady, may I have a large beer', I'm gonna need one...So, you liked the song & ideo then, did you...and a free download too ! Dont say, I never you something for nothing then, henna !!


u dont have a persian genie??


Now there's something I dont see everyday in my life !! :p Time to tell you a little story from my grandma (Allah bless her in Hell).


A young girl was 'eyeing' me up in my teens (15, I was) and grandma was watching me from the distance (I didnt notice). After I got told off by the young brat, I turned on y gran, and said, why do girls always behave so reluctantly ? She just laughed (with her front side tooth missing) and hissed at me this preach. She said when you were asking her to go with you to the market, she was saying 'no' yes ! I said yes, and she done that three times I said....she said, actually she meant 'yes' !! I said, grandma what you saying gal...she said, yeh, she was actually saying yes !!

I sat down and asked her to explain, she said...well, its like this, whenever a girl keeps saying 'no' she actually means 'yes'. I said it does...she says, yes !! Why?...she says, because girls dont want to give you the impression that they like you really and want to follow you around, so they play opposite to annoy you !!! Laughing again (noticed tooth missing again).



So, the moral of the story is, when a girl says 'dont you have a persian genie at home then'....it reminded me of that time !!

Answer: Off course, I do.....!! :p :p

:p Ola Seneora !!

Por Favor...ce uno cerveza le grande !!

That means...'please lady, may I have a large beer', I'm gonna need one...So, you liked the song & ideo then, did you...and a free download too ! Dont say, I never you something for nothing then, henna !!



Now there's something I dont see everyday in my life !! Time to tell you a little story from my grandma (Allah bless her in Hell).



So, the moral of the story is, when a girl says 'dont you have a persian genie at home then'....it reminded me of that time !!

Answer: Off course, I do.....!!
hmm...u drink beer..i c.... yah the song & video was nice...but i dont really listen nor watch those kind music or videos...actully i dont have time.. and when i have..i listen to Irani/afghani/hindi songs ..... :D


why Hell????

Why Hell ????


...haaahaaaa ! cos, everyone says Heaven !!! :D :p

Fav Song or Songs Then: ????

u're werid...

I'm human....and have a sense of humour !! Why 'weird'?

Bet you $1,000,000,000 you cant tell me the place where your great, great, great, great, great, great, grandmother passed away, or her name?

...can you?

yo bizzy koi bhi ladki chaye toh apun ke pass ane ka, tereko hook karduga yahape
abhi jana kahali padi hai

hehehe lol ;)

chup re, anuj...stupid..!

...can you?


Off course I cant...why dodge the obvious that you cant answer, by throwing it back ? Being a girl you would say that though.....that's the only tool you have in your handbag to hit back with henna !! :p


yo bizzy koi bhi ladki chaye toh apun ke pass ane ka, tereko hook karduga yahape abhi jana kahali padi hai


:) ...yes, thank you for your concern, but no thank you !


I have absolutely no intention of ever getting married, ever having children, ever sharing a bed with a woman/girl now (or anything else that walks the planet), till death do me part from this planet.


What more is there to say or fear then ?

...haaahaaaa ! cos, everyone says Heaven !!! :D :p

Fav Song or Songs Then: ????
hello how r u ? Ram
there are many hindi songs that i like most of Raj chupra's movie songs.... i'll write some my fav songs next time...cause i dont have time now.. :(

Off course I cant...why dodge the obvious that you cant answer, by throwing it back ? Being a girl you would say that though.....that's the only tool you have in your handbag to hit back with henna !! :p


lol..confusing AND weird...^ :D

u r ofcourse weird bhoot, no probs ram i was just kidding

is his name ram?
oOoOo!! now i get it..
in de pairing topic--ugh i was so confused...lol

bhoot wrote about me and herself:

lol..confusing AND weird...^

is his name ram?
oOoOo!! now i get it..
in de pairing topic--ugh i was so confused...lol


How can a confused 'bhoot' ever know what it's doing when it's confused about, what and whose actually confused ?? ......weird bhoot this ??

Moral: All bhoots are weird, but only a rare few are confused !!! :p

Signed
Bhootani Ka Bap


hello how r u ? Ram
there are many hindi songs that i like most of Raj chupra's movie songs.... i'll write some my fav songs next time...cause i dont have time now..


Salama Lekum Sahar Ji !!
I better tell that bhootani of ours what going on, dont you think, poor cow is so confused and a little weird too henna !!!

Oye sali bhootaniia....!!! - Sahar Ji, asked me for my name, but I want to remain a Bhoot henna for a while till I get incarneted again, so she said why dont I call you Ram instead !!! I said, aacha, that's fine !! So, that's why Sahar Ji calls me 'Ram' !! Samji Bhootania...now chal...daal roti paka...chal sali haramzadhi....!! :D

Anyways getting back...good selection that, I've told you mine. And, as it's a Sunday, we should give our affection to God a little dont you think. So, I'm going away to do just that and you (I guess that bhootani as well, she needs it poor cow) can listen to this for a change, I've written a translation for it too.....chatty laterz !!

Click Link:
http://www.apwk35.dsl.pipex.com/skss.mp3

Translation:


Chorus
Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',
Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',
My Lord, My Lord, only your Name is True, there is None Other!
Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow'.

Life is but a 'coming and going' shadow, life is but a 'coming and going' shadow,
False is Maya, false is Gaya (http://www.templenet.com/Ganga/gaya01.html),
Then why waste your entire life, then why waste your entire life!
Wash the sins you carry in your carrier bag instead.

Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',
My Lord, My Lord, only your Name is True, there is None Other!

Nothing is yours and neither Anything is mine, Nothing is yours and neither Anything is mine,
They who devote themselves to this World like a Yogi, are revolved in the cycle of birth and death,
Be they King or Pauper of All, be they King or Pauper of All,
At the End they both become, just one and the same,

Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',
My Lord, My Lord, only your Name is True, there is None Other!

The filthy dirt from outside you have eaten, the filthy dirt from outside you have eaten,
The deeds and actions your mind was committing then, why didn’t you look and consider them,
Your body beautiful you got, respect, pride and arrogance, your body beautiful you got, respect, pride and arrogance,
But you did not clean the filthy sins attached to your mind !!

Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',
My Lord, My Lord, only your Name is True, there is None Other!
Everyone is friends with me in 'happiness, enjoyments, pleasures and comforts', but none when I have 'pain, suffering and sorrow',



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oi oi hi i dont know u lol

^^^...!! :)

Here's a few chat up lines to should keep in your pocket for chatting up guys, that line was real awwwaaaahhh henna !


"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

You - "Did it hurt".
The other person will natuarlly say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."

"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"

" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Girl: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuese to hold your hand"

"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."

"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven."

"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"

"I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much have u been drinking?"

"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"

"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"



Just jokes...!! :)

Anyways, I'm Bhootani Ka Bhap, aka Ram, aka Bizzy or Biz...if you too want to name me a nmae, feel free !! Back to your chatup line:

Oi Oi...kiddah kuria, tuh kitho aahi ? Nah, I aint never seen you before I dont think, but fancy a coffee, you look worth knowing ?? :)

Oi Oi...kiddah kuria, tuh kitho aahi ? Nah, I aint never seen you before I dont think, but fancy a coffee, you look worth knowing ?? :)

hmmmmmmmm u talkin to me der well yep i am worthy enough to know but depends on where u r :p lol
nd btw a chat up line for da guys is simpe wadup sexy so whts ur numba den ;) lol jokin

depends on where u r


In your bed off course, where else would I know what you look like really ?? :)

Ehhhreeehh...bhag gayee ?? :)

Masak kar raha tha...!! Jokes yaar...aacha phir melange sahbjaan !! :)

lol ok u on something btw i cant read ^^ properly

Hi...thought you'd run away for a mo !! :)

I'm going out now, nice sunny day, loadz of sunshine, pleasant wind, some nice lunch I just prepared and a little red wine. To the park I go....would luv to have someone join me, but I'm not displeased doing that alone !!

BTW: You should read http://dalartworks.co.uk/bhangra2005/forum05/viewtopic.php?t=2561

I'm sure this will make your day !!! :) :)

lol thanx well some one to join u i would have but i dont know where u r :p lol nd nah im not hungry lol dat makes me laugh lol but still dont know where u frm

bhoot wrote about me and herself:


How can a confused 'bhoot' ever know what it's doing when it's confused about, what and whose actually confused ?? ......weird bhoot this ??

Moral: All bhoots are weird, but only a rare few are confused !!! :p

Signed
Bhootani Ka Bap



Salama Lekum Sahar Ji !!
I better tell that bhootani of ours what going on, dont you think, poor cow is so confused and a little weird too henna !!!

Oye sali bhootaniia....!!! - Sahar Ji, asked me for my name, but I want to remain a Bhoot henna for a while till I get incarneted again, so she said why dont I call you Ram instead !!! I said, aacha, that's fine !! So, that's why Sahar Ji calls me 'Ram' !! Samji Bhootania...now chal...daal roti paka...chal sali haramzadhi....!!

Anyways getting back...good selection that, I've told you mine. And, as it's a Sunday, we should give our affection to God a little dont you think. So, I'm going away to do just that and you (I guess that bhootani as well, she needs it poor cow) can listen to this for a change, I've written a translation for it too.....chatty laterz !!




http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/headphones2.gif
ciao , Ram ji :p
it's a really nice song ...but it made me fall a sleep... ;)

Lol , No one ran away. Fikar not ji

:9:

Jambo (bet you dont know what language greeting this is?) !....and that's what It's meant to do to you henna !! :)

A nice melody, a nice meal, a nice breeze, a nice day and a nice song. That's what makes Us all fall in love with Mother Earth, till a nice kuri walks by swinging her a*s, then the dream ends and the heart takes over !! (hope my bhootani takes note of this).

So, getting back to our chat, if I looked into your eyes, what I see? (any other young lady reading this thread and wishing answer, feel free to do so, please) - the best answer get's a meal for two at the Hilton in Paris http://www.ehi.com/travel/ehi/france/parishiltonphoto1.jpg

I pay the bill of course and you pay for my kindness in our suite, overlooking the Eiffel....
http://www.ehi.com/travel/ehi/france/parishiltonphoto3.jpg

:p

If only the meal and trip were real :9:

Aerrrehh, jawab toh doh...yeh jo aap ki jeep hai nah, es koh mahe pyar seh, muskurat banna duh gah !! :)

What would I see if I looked into your eyes?

Only you would know that now wouldnt you? =)

Yep...but it's what you are hiding behind those eyes, is what interests me, not what I'm looking at !! The colour of your eyes only matches the sky, but the smile behind the eyes is what I want to see !!

What would I see if I looked into your eyes? :)

Behind those eyes lies a mystery that only she would know.
a shy, quite, alone atomosphere that sorrounds her.
Unseen beauty that has yet to be discovered only if she revealed her true self.

Thats the whole beauty of it because its kept as a mystery =)

The Lord truly works in mysterious ways indeed...!! :)


Purdah may rahaine doh, purdah no outavo !!


So purdah wali !!...when that lucky man walks into your life and takes away your 'desibeauty' in the Paris Hilton, will you kindly allow him to take away your purdah, so he can see what lies behind that smile in your eyes ? :)

Oh yes , mystery evolves around us.

Hmm , taking away her purdah. Only time will tell. Its like " Joh allah ko manzor ho"

You never know you might get lucky and she might =)

O'Purdah Waliaye !! :)

Allah nah aap koh, mere koh aur sabhi koh 'free will' bakshah hai !! Using that 'free will' forces Allah to reveal His Mystery, through none other, than YOU !!

So, my prayers to Allah would be then, "O Allah, Lord Of The Universes, let me see thy mystery which you hide behind that purdah, let her not be shy, let her not look me in the eyes and make me feel cold, warm her heart, for only then, will she take her hand to her purdah, and make me see the mystery of her eyes " !!


The only way one can beat tempetation and sin, is to give into it...O'Purdah Waliaye !!


=)

Thats only if the person is willing to use that free will. Maybe the person wants it
to be left as a mystery.

But maybe if the purdah wali gains enough trust in that loved one am sure she would
reavel her outer and inner beauty.

O'Purdah Waliaye !!

Tikhe kaha apne...'akheri, aap ki he marzi hai' !! Ar hum toh ek musafir hai, duniya keh raste may, aap seh mulakaat hui, aur dil nahe kaha, may kese uus kah ankhok ki nazara lagau, jab woh purdah ay he rahthe hai !!

Sonne seh pahley, meh aap ko yeh choti likhai deh rah hu.... :)



Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz I’m Muslim To The Eye That Sees
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz Modesty Covers Me
You Look At Me And You Think I’m Oppressed
What You Don’t Know Is This Is The Way I Choose To Dress
I wont Advertise Myself Like You Make Your Women Do
I Play By The Rules
Cover Myself From The Critical Eyes Of You.
Don’t Define Me By The Hijaab I Wear
Go On Living That Life You Dare
My Words Hold More Weight That Your Women’s Actions Do
I Am The Muslimah
Pride Of My Ummah
Through My Modesty I Prevail
Got A Better Hold On Life Than Could Any Male
Want This?
Cant Touch This.
Try Ya Best
Watch Ya Miss
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine
And Call It A Crime
I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine.



Wah Lekum Salam, OPurdah Waliaye !! Phir aap seh mulakaat hogi....ek 'Allah Ki Manzoori' !! :)

Acchi likhai hai mashallah =)
It has alot of deep saying to it. Holds alot of meaning. Am glad u shared it with me

"Muslim queen ur just beauty unseen,
Your head covered, just your eyes showing "

Allah hafiz ji. Haanjee agar Allah ko manzoor ho tow inshallah hogi =)

aha dans-koi mil gaya mera dil gaya

lol
Aap ka dil kyoon gaya?

tera dil gaya re

Haanjee tow ki howa?

toh mera dil tod diya appne

Woh kasey
Jab dil diya hi nahi tow tod diya kaisay? :9:

well mene le liya tha apse

woh aapki ghalat fehmi

nahi dans ye galat fahmi nahi thi,LOL

lol

Oh chup

I know thi

nahi re woh nahi thi dans

accha

tow phir ab kya hoga? lol

Jo howa so howa hehe =)

abb woh hogo joh manzure khudha hoga

Aho ji

Jo allah ko manzoor ho =)

nahi joh mereko manzur hoga

areey terey ko kyoon

chal hut! lol

chal hut nahi chal ajja

nooo

uff you sound like Raj now lol

no he sounds like me

No you sound like him

no i sound like ur bf

Ewww! Not even.!!!

yes i do

Jambo (bet you dont know what language greeting this is?) !....and that's what It's meant to do to you henna !! :)

A nice melody, a nice meal, a nice breeze, a nice day and a nice song. That's what makes Us all fall in love with Mother Earth, till a nice kuri walks by swinging her a*s, then the dream ends and the heart takes over !! (hope my bhootani takes note of this).

So, getting back to our chat, if I looked into your eyes, what I see? (any other young lady reading this thread and wishing answer, feel free to do so, please) - the best answer get's a meal for two at the Hilton in Paris http://www.ehi.com/travel/ehi/france/parishiltonphoto1.jpg

I pay the bill of course and you pay for my kindness in our suite, overlooking the Eiffel....
http://www.ehi.com/travel/ehi/france/parishiltonphoto3.jpg

:p


depends on which gal u r ta;lkin about and wht der situation of life is den to wht u see in der eyes

depends on which gal u r ta;lkin about and wht der situation of life is den to wht u see in der eyes


I said...'ANY GIRL', I'm not prejudiced to chat anyone, regardless of reace, creed or caste !!

So, I'll chat to you, if you let me...!

Tell me then, if I was sitting at the bar in the Paris Hilton Hotel and met your eyes today, what would I see (not colour) ?

You are supposed to tell me about your 'feelings, surroundings, your desire, your personality and your tease'....that sort of thing !! :)

lol hun i know dat if u looked in my eyes u see dat me im a gr8 m8 nd well m8s r my life nd well my luv life is da worst part of life nd well im confused i think lol

Hiya $implydabest$habz !! :)


lol hun i know dat if u looked in my eyes u see dat me im a gr8 m8 nd well m8s r my life nd well my luv life is da worst part of life nd well im confused i think lol


That's alright...nothing wrong with your answer, but looks like you are a little 'emotional' at the moment, wat's wrong then ? Spit it out and you lighten the load on your mind....!

How many m8's you got, who are 'geniune' or are you just trying to please people to 'get friends' ? Do you know what 'approval addiction' means ?

BTW- where's the guy with the merc pic, gone?

hi ram ji...how r u ? :D

Salam Sahar Ji...I'm fine, been bizzy working henna !! :)

U okies !! ....and bought anything nice lately ?

Can I also play the same game on you...what would I see if I looked into eyes ?
Dont forget we are sitting at the Paris Hilton Hotel and you got to tell me what you wearing too...special or casual ? (hope you've read the thread since we last chatted)

:)

yah i am okie....i ve been buzy these days so didnt had to go shopping an buy anythig.... :D
nah man i dont think u can play that game with me.... :p

^^^...heeeheee ! You read the thread then, did you...not fair !! :)

What you been bizzy with...it wasnt me !! :p

Late working today, so early bed, early rise and then catch the early wurm again tomorrow !!

Salam Sahar Ji....chat laterzzzz...the bed beckons !!

Good Nite !!

yah i did....
i been bizzy with school...plus had to mown the lawn today...i am tired now...and i have alot assignments to finish ..... :D
ok good nite... :p

Hiya $implydabest$habz !! :)



That's alright...nothing wrong with your answer, but looks like you are a little 'emotional' at the moment, wat's wrong then ? Spit it out and you lighten the load on your mind....!

How many m8's you got, who are 'geniune' or are you just trying to please people to 'get friends' ? Do you know what 'approval addiction' means ?

BTW- where's the guy with the merc pic, gone?

well whts up hmmmmm well a lot hun wht u wana know
nd m8s well u can ask people on da site well i can be a right bitch to people so i dont like try to make people happy
i dont know what dat word means
da guy in my sig he pops up nd around lol
yeh i know he buff but he just my best m8 hun aite

well whts up hmmmmm well a lot hun wht u wana know
nd m8s well u can ask people on da site well i can be a right bitch to people so i dont like try to make people happy
i dont know what dat word means
da guy in my sig he pops up nd around lol
yeh i know he buff but he just my best m8 hun aite


Well, its better to air your problem to everyone here, not just for one, cos more 'heads' are better than one..no !!

If you say, you are a bitch and 'dont try to make peole happy' generally, than I'll say you are unhappy inside. If one is unhappy inside, they pour unhappiness on everyone else they meet outside.

What's causing you to be 'unhappy' then ?? Parents, school, friends or its you wanting to be lke that, cos you feel like it !!

That word 'approval addiction' describes peole who seek others acceptance by putting themselves out to please everyone. The reverse is what you are describing, which is 'disapproval addiction'. When one gets disapproved once too often for what they do or try to do, it then sets their mind to always displeasing everyone around them, cos that's the only way they get attention or get their problems solved.

What you need is a balance then...meaning, sometimes approve sometimes disapprove. Dont lean to the extremes and only approve or disapprove people around you. When you lean to the extremes you either get 'approval addiction or disapproval addiction'.

Makes sense....? :)

Right now you are leaning towards the 'disapproval addiction' side. Leaning to either side, makes one take alcohol, drugs and all sorts in the hope of bringing a balance (and I dont mean you are doing alcohol, drugs or anything, some people though, do it).

Am I totally off the mark here or does it help a little...! :)

Well, its better to air your problem to everyone here, not just for one, cos more 'heads' are better than one..no !!

If you say, you are a bitch and 'dont try to make peole happy' generally, than I'll say you are unhappy inside. If one is unhappy inside, they pour unhappiness on everyone else they meet outside.

What's causing you to be 'unhappy' then ?? Parents, school, friends or its you wanting to be lke that, cos you feel like it !!

That word 'approval addiction' describes peole who seek others acceptance by putting themselves out to please everyone. The reverse is what you are describing, which is 'disapproval addiction'. When one gets disapproved once too often for what they do or try to do, it then sets their mind to always displeasing everyone around them, cos that's the only way they get attention or get their problems solved.

What you need is a balance then...meaning, sometimes approve sometimes disapprove. Dont lean to the extremes and only approve or disapprove people around you. When you lean to the extremes you either get 'approval addiction or disapproval addiction'.

Makes sense....? :)

Right now you are leaning towards the 'disapproval addiction' side. Leaning to either side, makes one take alcohol, drugs and all sorts in the hope of bringing a balance (and I dont mean you are doing alcohol, drugs or anything, some people though, do it).

Am I totally off the mark here or does it help a little...! :)

ok well hun lets see well i be a biatch to some becaz about some things well im sad becaz ders some stuff in my life dat just made me think like omg
well hun dont worry i dont think u all wana know my probs any ways well lets just say i be nice to u so well dats a gd thing lol

wt!!! lolz

lol whts up raela hun

lol not much!! jst ate now chattin on msn and watchin movie.. u?

lol seen me tryin to do work but now im so fukin depressed

ok well hun lets see well i be a biatch to some becaz about some things well im sad becaz ders some stuff in my life dat just made me think like omg
well hun dont worry i dont think u all wana know my probs any ways well lets just say i be nice to u so well dats a gd thing lol


Yes, I understand...you cant run away from your life, that's yours to bear, but people who lend a ear to listen or offer a little advice, make the load a little easier to carry, nothing else !! And, yes...being nice to everyone should be everyone's concern, then the World would be a better place to live.

Well, I try and give you a little read here, maybe it will help you !! Whatever happens in one's life, happens because it's meant too. Meaning, good and bad happen to everyone and if you look it as a burden of 'vice & virtue' then you are getting your deserved share of both.

If you want comfort from the 'vice' in your life, then all you need to do 'alone' is say a prayer to yourself, in your mind with pure feeling, and slowly (not overnight) your troubles ease. Prayer, is the only solution when nothing else exists in your life to help you. What you pray, how you pray and why you pray are your secrets...but pray you must. Close the World from your mind and do it for 5,10,15 minutes everyday if possible...'alone' !!

The second thing you need to do, is find forgives in your heart, for yourself !! Meaning, if you've done wrong, or been done wrong, forgive yourself for doing it. We all make mistakes, and will carry on making mistakes till we pass away. Forgiveness brings peace....to the mind !!

After reading this...dont do the Net for a few days or weeks even...do though, what I humbly ask you to do, and see the difference !! :)

Yes, I understand...you cant run away from your life, that's yours to bear, but people who lend a ear to listen or offer a little advice, make the load a little easier to carry, nothing else !! And, yes...being nice to everyone should be everyone's concern, then the World would be a better place to live.

Well, I try and give you a little read here, maybe it will help you !! Whatever happens in one's life, happens because it's meant too. Meaning, good and bad happen to everyone and if you look it as a burden of 'vice & virtue' then you are getting your deserved share of both.

If you want comfort from the 'vice' in your life, then all you need to do 'alone' is say a prayer to yourself, in your mind with pure feeling, and slowly (not overnight) your troubles ease. Prayer, is the only solution when nothing else exists in your life to help you. What you pray, how you pray and why you pray are your secrets...but pray you must. Close the World from your mind and do it for 5,10,15 minutes everyday if possible...'alone' !!

The second thing you need to do, is find forgives in your heart, for yourself !! Meaning, if you've done wrong, or been done wrong, forgive yourself for doing it. We all make mistakes, and will carry on making mistakes till we pass away. Forgiveness brings peace....to the mind !!

After reading this...dont do the Net for a few days or weeks even...do though, what I humbly ask you to do, and see the difference !! :)


hmmmmmmmmm well im aite now just some days well i chatted to my m8 today nd fealt much betta its probs da fact dat i dont always get to talk to my best m8s dats y
i probs miss dem dats y well da guy in my sig is one of my best m8s

^^^...good to her you feeling better !! :)


Learn to love yourself first in life, then if someone you like away from you, you can cry a little, feel bad a little or maybe even get annoyed a little, but soon the sun shines back into your heart and it dont get dark again !!



Friends are like passing ships in the night, you see them from afar, you get excited and wave to them, you stop in the middle of sea and exchange hello's, you sometimes even hug, kiss and chat, but when te whistle blows, the time has come for the ships to go their separate ways again...!!

lol nah not in a way but allow it hun u aite

Yeh hun...I is fine !! Been bizzy doing sum1 a fav, they wanted a network dunup bfore da weekend. Just fin...!!

Anyways...be good, chat laterzzzz :)

welcome...im saima

Hi Saima...& I'm asking what you says I shouldnt ask 'why you got your mouth open gal' ? U feelin hunger for something...? :p

So, I guess you've read the thread...what you want to tell about you, ASL maybe + if you asked me to visit you at home, what must I not do ? :)

Yeh hun...I is fine !! Been bizzy doing sum1 a fav, they wanted a network dunup bfore da weekend. Just fin...!!

Anyways...be good, chat laterzzzz :)

lol so whts up den long time in it