Science vs God

miss_teryus
13-03-2006, 12:47 AM
i recieved a rather interesting forward..and thot i'd share it..it's kinda long...but after i finished reading it, i was like, wow...

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and .....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is
this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God
good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible
things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the
world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you
ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says
your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega
heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything
called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we
can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is
only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of
it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing
light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's
called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would
be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is
life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science
can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your
students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The
class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt
it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to
the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science
says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir,
how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all
that keeps things moving & alive.
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NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll
probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you? So do
forward them to increase their knowledge... this is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, the present president of India.

»KashKoor«
13-03-2006, 02:02 AM
OMG bhooootni believe me... this is the vair *very* vair and thrice Vair first time
ever read soemthing that is this long is some source loool usually i would skip after three lines max thats it.. but this i read it all and like till dead end..
wow man smart student... stupid taklu professor...saaala! usski chit hogayi!

akki4life
14-03-2006, 03:51 PM
interesting, very interesting.

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam is a smart man eh.

miss_teryus
14-03-2006, 03:53 PM
indeed, he is...

akki4life
14-03-2006, 05:03 PM
was there some1 in the class recording this or what?

miss_teryus
14-03-2006, 05:05 PM
hahaha! exactly...i think it's made up...


unless there was someone recording the lecture....

akki4life
14-03-2006, 05:13 PM
i think the presdent found this somewhere, paid the person who wrote this and took it frm him, and forwarded it to ppl in their emails. lol

»KashKoor«
15-03-2006, 02:41 AM
hahahahahhaha...loool

btw bhooootni i found u ur budda..;) hez also rich too
and interestingly hez ur Smartie pants :D http://www.herenow4u.de/Images/Dr._A.P.J._Abdul_Kalam.jpg

miss_teryus
15-03-2006, 12:12 PM
yaar...mein soch rahi thi...(yes, i do that too!)
what if i made my own money...
instead of illing bhuddas...be a good person....u know... :D


i hear drug trafficing makes good money qwick!! ;)

don corleone
15-03-2006, 12:53 PM
bleev it!

»KashKoor«
15-03-2006, 04:33 PM
yaar...mein soch rahi thi...(yes, i do that too!)
what if i made my own money...
instead of illing bhuddas...be a good person....u know... :D


i hear drug trafficing makes good money qwick!! ;)

fine u wanna do the hard work urself go ahead
but i cant i got law career infront of me :D

don corleone
20-05-2006, 10:32 PM
khushi u need 2 sit dwn with daljeet, lol

Rubz
25-06-2006, 10:24 AM
^^^haha what will he teach her i wonder...

saima is sexi
16-09-2006, 05:44 AM
the president of india is muslim?
woah didnt kno that..
but yeah i dont think it was him..
ive read this many many times before and it never said who the student was any of the times

miss_teryus
16-09-2006, 06:32 PM
yeah man..president is muslim, pm is sikh..or the other way around....abdul kalaam and manmohan singh...

yeah i dun even remember wen i posted this...lol

Undertaker
11-11-2006, 05:17 PM
OMG....I was planning to post this story later on.......man.....................

Ms. Jasmine
12-11-2006, 09:31 PM
I enjoyed reading it. It was a slap on that professor's face. :)

indian_girl
18-11-2006, 09:28 PM
He is sooo damn right ...abdul kalaam is gangstaaa :14:

indian_girl
18-11-2006, 09:29 PM
thabx for sharing ;)

sharara
19-11-2006, 01:39 PM
very niceee

thnks for sharing

Salman_girl
02-02-2007, 05:26 AM
thats really cool
tfs

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