)``*~~Ranjha's Haveli corner`~**``(

oo meri new first topic for the year 06. meri topic mhe fites challe gi fher bacho bhangra shangra fher luv shuv, isaq ronmance em than over the line n weird things lol welcome to the punjabi haveli of ranjha's world ;)


something weird to start the topic:


Company Memo










In the interests of Health and Safety in the work place :





This year management have decided to implement a "One drink per person" policy at the Christmas Party.


Anyone who has more than one drink will be sent home immediately .


On return to work in the New Year offenders will be required to face a disciplinary hearing and your job security could be jeopardised





Your co-operation in this matter will be appreciated.


See you at the Christmas Party.





Management.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3730/scotchcup0qa.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

haye mera haveli centre :D

wha wha wha... assi bhi aye mera big glass leke :D

sure ji,, vokha jha fher jatti style scotch whisky ;)

bahi assi vodka shodka lava ga :D

sanu pajji will be here too... so make it 2 :D

haye sure...
phela pegg lakhe pamha akha wich akha
dhojha pegg lakhe haath kaljhe teh rakha
tejha pegg lakhe gall bath karni
4hotha pegg lakhe teri bha farni hayeee... chucko glassi billo ;)

awww paaaji sanu here....wherez my vodka..:D

ranjha throws the frizbey

their it goes, ricky of the cliff lol jana :D

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5871/dog6ya.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

^hawwwwww thats sad!

looool@ the big glasses!

ur haveli is weird ranjha:9:

yaar dis aint a haveli...................
u need those pakhian n everything lol like really classic stuff
anywayz...........
id like a drink to.......

ur underage for it :D...
wouldnt want to put ranju behind bars for it :D

or would we ;)

ranjha throws the frizbey

their it goes, ricky of the cliff lol jana :D

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5871/dog6ya.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

:O omg are you planing to kill my ricky :mad:

u have a dog named ricky jana?

yea :D you betta not make fun of ma pets :mad:

:5:
OOOh n he's wayyyyyyy betta lookin than ranjha ugly dog :9:

HAHAHAh this topic is jokez..!
good job, sanju :D

i was like.."one drink eh? sanju, are ya gonna take that?!"
and then i saw your tiny glasses...

hahaha is that jana's dog? uh oh! jana, get yer bats to save him...!

HAHAHAh this topic is jokez..!
good job, sanju

i was like.."one drink eh? sanju, are ya gonna take that?!"
and then i saw your tiny glasses...

hahaha is that jana's dog? uh oh! jana, get yer bats to save him...!

lol :bat: :bat: <<<i miss em sooo much lol

shut it bhoot.. i know ur laffin at me :mad:

:9:

noooooo im nottt!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA JANA U LIL MUSKRAT! :D

good :D

ahhhh what is that in white color lol..ummm... ur lucky i'm not wearing my contact lenses :devil_smi

white writting? wut white writting?
yaar...clean your monitor once in a while na...!

oh mere liye ek vodka, scotch, whisky!!!pls

i think sanju and ranjha are the sameeeee! lol..




no theyre not..but they do sound alike..lol

omg BHOOT GUESS WHAT... I JUS CHECKED THIS "BABEZ" IP ADDRESS AND IT MATCHED WITH WASAMA'S:rolleyes:


WASAMA YOU WEIRDO.. Y WOULD YOU GO AROUND AND FOOL PPL LIKE THAT!!!!

WE WILL DEAL WITH YOU NOW!!!!

ill take some orange juice without any pulps plz :D

LMAO are you serious??! no way...this ranhja dude's lingo isnt "wasama-like"....
are you sure?! whoa yaar...this is a shcok...!

how did chek the IP?

ill take some orange juice without any pulps plz :D

orange juice ke bacheyyy...!!! how were de midterms? lol

how did u chek the IP?

jana's a mod...she can do this stuff...

lol, yaar the midterms were amazing. one was worth 15% and i got 14% out of 15%. rest i have yet to fine out. but u knw what, tmrw a realyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long day. im gonna die if i dnt sleep by 12. lol

omg bhoot i'm serious..... here i'll post his ip address here>>>

Babez 24.159.123.130
Wasama 24.159.123.130

:mad:

wow, i love this power u mod ppl have. lol

lol, yaar the midterms were amazing. one was worth 15% and i got 14% out of 15%. rest i have yet to find out. but u knw what, tmrw a reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy long day. im gonna die if i dnt sleep by 12. lol

thaz awsum yaar...! mashAllah...hah...good job..!

oOo then go to sleep early...

im gna sleep early tonite as well. i forget how that feels. lol..

ill sleep soon. lol wasama and babez same ppl

we are actually looking for more mods :D

i'll suggest ur name for sure hahahhaha but u still gotta mail me ur resume :cool:

omg bhoot i'm serious..... here i'll post his ip address here>>>

Babez 24.159.123.130
Wasama 24.159.123.130

:mad:


mayyyyybe it's one of his roommates? lol
hmm..he's on msn, but not on bwh..that's odd :D

hey, where'd he go?
lol...wasamaaaaaaaaa oh wasamaaaa!
dont be scared! it's alrite...lol
quite frankly, we couldnt care less...lol
and i thot yer split personality was kinds cool...lol
why am i lolling so much?...lol..

hey Jana that be so cool of u to mention my name. lol
ill get ready for the interview!! :D

lol, u knw bhoot this explains everything frm yesterday. remember, is babez new or old? he has interesning topics.?

we are actually looking for more mods :D

i'll suggest ur name for sure hahahhaha but u still gotta mail me ur resume :cool:


heyyy..i think so sultan was on the vaiting list before Hammad..
you're so racist. lol

hey Jana that be so cool of u to mention my name. lol
ill get ready for the interview!! :D

lol, u knw bhoot this explains everything frm yesterday. remember, is babez new or old? he has interesning topics.?


hahahaha yeahhhhh!!!
man oh man....wow...iiiiii get it now!! lol

bhootni dnt u wanna see me succeed? lol forget sultana.

I checked the IP address a minute ago too b4 i came to this topic!!!! wasama u freak!!

bhootni dnt u wanna see me succeed? lol forget sultana.

lol..okay okay....

but dont worry--i was only supporting sultan because he is my jeeju. rite jana..? ;)

heyyy..i think so sultan was on the vaiting list before Hammad..
you're so racist. lol
LMAO ... he failed the "Record Check" thing :D i think so i should do a record check on ur hummer Oops i mean Hammad :D

my record chek? lol i thinks so my record is clean.

lol..okay okay....

but dont worry--i was only supporting sultan because he is my jeeju. rite jana..? ;)

yea bhoot he's our jiju..... right khushi :D

you know..like ALL the guys on this forum are the same age..
except raj, aks, sanju, sarella (LOL), and...yeah,...see, thats all

there are only 2 guy-age groups..
theye either like...21...or 18/19

i noticed that a while ago...
it's good tho..i get good selection..guys that are 2 yrs older than me..that's just perfect pour moi :D

dnt tlk rubbish bhootnai lol

yea bhoot he's our jiju..... right khushi :D

LOL--she's gna make curry out of us!
eww..i dun wanna be in the same curry as you..
blekhhh!

im sorry khushie...i didnt mean it. please dont hurt me. lol


Hummer??! LOL
hey, it;s not nice callin ppl names..but Hummer's are nice...lol

dnt tlk rubbish bhootnai lol


pshh...you're sounding like raj today..
jana, check his IP!

lol

lol, i was just saying y u need more selection of guys?lol

lol, i was just saying y u need more selection of guys?lol

i dont yaar...i was jussst sayyyying....lol

sheesh...you're everywhere...quit reading my posts..let me be..! lol

haha...kidding...
okay..i shall watch what i post....good thing there's msn, for me to express myself! bahaha

i gots my two eyes watchin ur every move. lol

suuure you do...lol

oh, you dont know what goes on, on my msn..lol






im only kidding--it's nothing all that interesting :D

illl keep an eye on ur msn tooo lol

omg guess what bhoot??????????????????????/ :O
















hummer is okay.... but he did join the forum with another name "bollywoodrocks (http://www.bollywoodheaven.com/forums/bhmodcp/user.php?do=viewuser&userid=5006) " 1 post that says"akki rox" :rolleyes: thatz bout it... nothing too serious :p

hehehe :D i feel like a cop :cool:

lol
heyhey, that was my friend. he doesnt have laptop at rez, so he used mind. i dnt knw y he doesnt come though

lol...i have another id as well, you know
once..i was trying to piss raj off..lmao..
i did a good job of it, too :D

i originally made the id for a friend..alrite..but then she was like "no..this site craps.."
so then i used the id myself...and yeah/./..lol

lol he doesnt have comp, i guess thats y he doesnt come lol

lol he doesnt have comp, i guess thats y he doesnt come lol

oh...is your friend that clown, who sits in your dp? :D

thats mini me :D
lol and dnt make funny, mini me cool

wow jana, i tell u, ur pwers are so cool. ur so cool (sucking up)lol

lol...i have another id as well, you know
once..i was trying to piss raj off..lmao..
i did a good job of it, too :D

i originally made the id for a friend..alrite..but then she was like "no..this site craps.."
so then i used the id myself...and yeah/./..lol

lol
hmmmmm................ interesting :cool:

oyo bhoot check out anju's hot pic in bwh album ;)

I think SO his sun glasses are hot :D

LOL Hammad...yes...that's the way...i think so u will be a mod in no-time! lol

yeah..i saw de pic...nice eh...hah

lol, hey jana dnt be showwin bhoot hot guys lol.


ok guys im off. nice knowing u ppl.

seee ya! wouldnt wanna beee ya!
(especially tomorrow!) lol

alritey then...leave me here with man-hands LOL
okay..shhhh...no..i wont expand on that. lmao
im sorry jana....yeh post delete nahi ho raha hai...

seee ya! wouldnt wanna beee ya!
(especially tomorrow!) lol

alritey then...leave me here with man-hands LOL
okay..shhhh...no..i wont expand on that. lmao
im sorry jana....yeh post delete nahi ho raha hai...

=O


stfu lol :9:

i wasn gna edit it.....but then..u know...you quoted it already..so theres no point in changing it now.. :D lol

lol wats rong wif da post............

jana knows....

jana jana janaaaaaananananana.can i tell her? :D lol..

NO :58: theres nothing wrong with the post isha :D

bhootni already told me :D

ooooomygawd..yer gna mke her hate me more!!!! lol..jana-hands, i didnt tell..! lol
dont worry. your raaz is safe with me. ;)
i mite tell Hammad tho..it's too daym funny..lol

jana tell me...........
u give me so much zulm.....but nva khushi

oye yeah, that wasmama laundha has nuffin else better to do :p only one name ranjha is copyrighted by me ;)...


i wanna me a moderator too... haye.. i will rock the place with disho chucklo danalia lol

mitra dha naam chaldha hai ;)

who wants to play golf.. any beginners ... ranjha will teach ya ;)
grab the golf stick and u wont miss :p

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/919/golf9lo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

* grabs a golf stick*

wat do i do now?

hit any direction u want, but u still wont miss the hole :D

:eek:

hahahahahaha...... can i play too?? :D

oh crap, i missed!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol

lol, jana i just realized u calling me hummer. what up vith that?lol

and y u ppl underline so?lol

every ball dat im hitting........is going bang on ranjha's face...............
poor guy has a really bad blood nose..............

nahi ji ji, i am lying in the hole, ur missin me :D ur just to phathetic to hit the ball into the hole :p

*bhootni closes her eyes and swings the golf club thinggie real hard*

someone napping inside the hole yells "owwwww!!!!!!"

im sorry sanju :D
laga kya?

nahi tum fher hole kho miss kaar gayi :p tumari glasses kha hai ;)

u r da hole..............were hitting u..........n ur telling us were missing da hole......

lol, jana i just realized u calling me hummer. what up vith that?lol
lol ur name sounds like Hummer thatz y haha :9:

and y u ppl underline so?lol

haha it's a inside joke ;) lol

What's going on in the haweli? :9:

ewww y is ranjha in the hole again?? :-O

oh yes, the h and ttwo m's. lol

hmm, nothin happening, every getting drunk, while im being a good job and drinking orange juice. lol

lolz
Me only drinking root beer :D
Dont worry its a soda not real beer...:D

root beer eh. hmm, dnt like root beer, it tastes weird

I so love it!!

i like half coke and half c-plus, i always put half of each in a glass and drink.

Lol
I hope your also not half boy half girl :D



















Sorry sorry Joke tha...:D

hahhahaha, well im not half and half. lol

^ ur mr. bhoot

oi chuck the ginger beer away , jatt brings out the real scotch bottle out n bhangra's haye sharab peyo ash karo ;)

bhoot gota question for u!
It is harder to get onto the Internet than onto the trees bhoot!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6002/cawfihax7ab.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Isha learnin to ride a motorbike can see
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7873/image0022ec.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

dops, m-cycle gave up, weight jadha hai isha kha, tyres digh gaye :p

here is our youngest member of bwh Rubz jks
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4520/bnrdevo3ux.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

staring at the bwh website while dippin in the bucket! how cute

bhoot gota question for u!
It is harder to get onto the Internet than onto the trees bhoot!

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6002/cawfihax7ab.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)





awww! look't that! sanju is teaching isha, anuj, and rubz how to use the internet!!
:D

now bhoot u seen my pic n my gang lol... now would u marry me lol ;)

i think thats the other way around Prof bhoot teaching how to laugh evil to anju, isha n ruby diamond lol

LOL nahiiiiiiii
thats sanju....sanju's lookin sooooooo cute there! lol
thats rite sanju..show em how it's done! lol

i need ur support :D lol

nahi yaar...anuj hai na/....he's got yer back! ;) (hes the bigger one, out of the three students) lol

im not moti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u hairy beast!!!!!!!!!!!

lol bhoot

shut it moti :p

close up of ranjha:

http://www.primates.com/gorillas/gorilla-hotlinks.jpg

isha says:
yeah thats me, i look sliky n my hair is shiney in the pic nha, i was just taking a shower for my pic shot lol

^ cant u read....u blind thing
it said close up of rannjha........

awwwwwwww tum dono mein se, jo bhi ho...u're shoooooo cute! lol

close up of me:

http://www.primates.com/gorillas/gorilla-hotlinks.jpg

i did yaar... I think u drank to much sharab :p

oh man, this haveli is full of janwaars. lol

nahi yaar u can't say tht, its only one janwaar here lol isha

hey ranjha...thats bandhar reminds me of someone!! oooo i got it u!:9:

nahi ji , how sweet of u thanx :p mai tera hubby hoon nha ;)

hunji and thats why u sleep in the garage:D

teree saath, tere wacphan khe bhorri adth hai :D

noooo i sleep in my big comfy bed upstairs in the bedroom!


























with the door locked:D

wtf that monkey scared the shyt out of me :D








hahha j/k :9:

and tell him whos the guy in the room with u reena. lol

meri soul lol ;)

why wuld she want a soul of an ape in her room..........

hahahah...yeh i wouldnt want nitemares...get ur soul outta the room ranjha!! and dont try comin in urself either the door is lockedddd

lorri broke ma heart crys.. sniffs the door n crys **

awwwwwwww are u crying in front of the door??

lorri

Bird Flu Strikes Down Famous Actor in Florida

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8946/birdflustrikesdownfamousactori.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

awww..poor thing

1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
_____________________________________

lol ranjha..tudah..lame mazakiya khabi khatam hoga..

1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
_____________________________________



hahhahahhaha, funny, very funny
LOL

i found my haveli again, it still exists lol

ranju has a hawali.....

lets spammmmmm it :D


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sanjuuu oh sanjuuuuu


(something that rhymes with sanjuuu)


how are youuu? (see, this line rhymes!)
i dont seee youuu!!
lala la dooo dooooo....(lol! wow...i should be a poet)

tat dooo doooo

doesnt sound rite :confused_

well.......that's because you're not SAYING it right..sheesh...


--


hmmm.....are all of kunal ganjawala's songs this dirty? lol..listening to one rite now..hmmm...this guy is...uhh.......a really good singer eh :D

this is his song rite? im not sure.....it sure sounds like him!
i wanna make love to you - aitraaz
now dont judge my taste in music...it's the bw radio...lol

whoz KUNAL GANGAWALA :confused:

is tat the guy who sings in murder..

Bheege HOnt tere Piyasa maan mera

if yes .. he does sing dirty lool but he is good singer tho :p

lol yes

yeah but hez sooo needz like manners and stuff
about attending fuctions lool
last time i saw him filmfare awrds recieving an award for tat song
and he was chewing gum soooo loudly lool...
i was like ewwwwwww i cud hear the gum noise more then his talking...
*then i tot he might have a hot date following the ceremony with Malika Sherwat:D*

haha...he seems to brag a lot eh...lol..but i lurrrvvvvv his voice soooo much! excellent singer..

yeah he is... he just needz EXTREME MAKEOVER tats it :D

his perfect for bhoot :D

hey i wouldnt mind..

mujhe bhudda mil gaya!

khushie, khushie..i found my suhaag raat wala bhudda! ita kunal ganjawala!
come 'ere kunuuuu!!! :D

haye....im so happy for u bhoot

by marrying em u also got a free souatan

whats a souatan?

ahaha..souten means another husband..coz hammad is also ur husband;)..good one ish:D

Souten means Husbands another wife bhootni

omg toootnie coool..sooo wen we carrying out the PLAN :cool:
remember fifty fifty partnership...:D

ey i knw abt ur plan......so im 25%

lol, bhootni im gone for a couple of days and u found another guy?

oh, and i knw abt the plan too, so i want 52.35%

wah..no one gets tht much profit..damn the business are going down these days :D

52.35%? thats not askin for much. lol

lol, bhootni im gone for a couple of days and u found another guy?


nonono! it's all planned yaar...you fikkar not! ;)

r u coming up with the type of plans i do abt having more than one affairs? lol

hmmm...i wouldnt call it "multiple affairs.."


hahaha...u read my entire....'life story'?
LOL u should knowww what i am talking about..
see, once i wrote this poem abut marrying someone rich and then leaving wid his money..u see... (jokingly, must i add...)
so from there, i derived this excuisite idea of marrying sum rich bhudda with a nice life insurance plan...
and then murdering him on our suhaag raat..
and THEN i can do w/e i want...with his money..u see....hahaha

muahahahahahaha....MUAHAHAhahahahahhahaaaa.....MUA HAhahahahaha :D (evil lafter........)

hmmm...i wouldnt call it "multiple affairs.."


hahaha...u read my entire....'life story'?
LOL u should knowww what i am talking about..
see, once i wrote this poem abut marrying someone rich and then leaving wid his money..u see... (jokingly, must i add...)
so from there, i derived this excuisite idea of marrying sum rich bhudda with a nice life insurance plan...
and then murdering him on our suhaag raat..
and THEN i can do w/e i want...with his money..u see....hahaha

muahahahahahaha....MUAHAHAhahahahahhahaaaa.....MUA HAhahahahaha :D (evil lafter........)

dont forget he 50 percent partnership wit khushi :cool:
u seee i will take his attention away while u kill thew khusat! ;)

nope nope..i forgot the partnership..thats what rich ppl do, u see..they forget all their friends when they become rich...

i can kill him all by myself..lol! :D

nope nope..i forgot the partnership..thats what rich ppl do, u see..they forget all their friends when they become rich...

i can kill him all by myself..lol! :D

then i better marry him before u do..lol...
plus im sure buddaz are always greeeedy
especially rich ones sooo hez gonna fall for my charm ;)

oh u gonna do what anna nicole smith did eh. except she didnt kill her 95 year old husband lol (i think he was that age.) for God sake, her son is older then her.

loooool sooo...son doesnt have as much money as the father lol :p

i dnt knw, theres a court case now whether anna should get the money. lol

but it is to be sad if u do marry u cant get the money though!
Oh well as long as i drown my budda...and make him sign the will
to my name..everything is cool.. or else straight shot on his KOPDI :D

pure anna, she had to spend 10 years with a buddha, all for his money, and in the end, she might not get anything. lol

then i better marry him before u do..lol...
plus im sure buddaz are always greeeedy
especially rich ones sooo hez gonna fall for my charm ;)

nahiiii yaar...he will marry me...
because.....because....

shuttup..he just will..
because i am nicer..
it's not always about looks, okay?! lol


i think anna should get the money...

then i think i should amrry anna

noooooo you shouldnt! that is fraud yaar..u cant do that! NAHIIII i wont let you!!!!

nahiiii yaar...he will marry me...
because.....because....

shuttup..he just will..
because i am nicer..
it's not always about looks, okay?! lol


i think anna should get the money...

eh! it is the looks...
and greedy buddaz always fall for it
u seen in hindi films..
how the budda drops his jaws..wen seeing a garam larki ;)

hahaha like aitraaz....hahahaha

man..old ppl are yucki..

and what abt teachers havin affairs with students.

damn history teacher, y couldnt she have an affair with me lol.

yeah true...thats why its better to kill em on suhagraaat...
coz eeeeeeeeeeks who would wanna spend a day with em :sick:

oohhmy..
lol

sum of the teachers i've heard about are actuallllyy QUITE disguisting...
they should be thrown in jaillllllll

and what abt teachers havin affairs with students.

damn history teacher, y couldnt she have an affair with me lol.

looooool shame lool
reminds i had the likings for my maths teacher
and this sub in the schoooll...
gosh they were sooo dremy..:o
No wonder i never got anything above C in tat maths classs lol
but the sub was soooo hotttt
i always prayed one of my teachers were sick so ic ud have him lol

yeah true...thats why its better to kill em on suhagraaat...
coz eeeeeeeeeeks who would wanna spend a day with em :sick:


hahaha yes...put rat poison in his glass of milk or sumtin..?

why do they always do that glass of milk thing, in movies, on their suhaag raat?

well its not just straight milk.. u see it has flavours in it...
and that brings the guy in moood ;)... and especially
jub girl pilaying..ahy haye... extra mooddy u..see ;)

hahahahha, r u serious?

i rember i was watching a movie the other day with sanjay kapoor, and girl asked sanjay the same questio. he didnt have an answer.


do they seriously?

yeah...and u know why the guy goes usually on goda *horsy*..lool :p
okies tat will too much info then lool :o

khushie..this on happens in moooovies tho, rite? lol

what? man oh man..im so lost.....lol..what about de horsey?

hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahah

i kinda get the picture in my mind.
but plz explain i just wanna make sure im right
lol


how do u knnw all this stuff? r u makin me look stupid just cause i dnt knw this stuff or u actually tellin truth?

Noo yaaar it happens in reality too lool..
wen my bro is gonna get married im gonna
put some chilli in the milk..which her wife give him...
looool and then peak...and see him jumping to the ceilin lool

noo bhoootni u dont wanna know abt the horsy lool :p

khushie..this on happens in moooovies tho, rite? lol

what? man oh man..im so lost.....lol..what about de horsey?

nono it happens in real life too. the milk thing. well in indian marriage atleast.

hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahah

i kinda get the picture in my mind.
but plz explain i just wanna make sure im right
lol


how do u knnw all this stuff? r u makin me look stupid just cause i dnt knw this stuff or u actually tellin truth?

nahi yaar im not ulluing u..sachi ...
well my cuzs told me some..
and some my friends lool...
yeah my cuz's were a bad influence on me :o..
gosh stupid cousins...ruining my innocensity

what horseyyyy????????????????????

i think i kinda knw what she tlkin abt horsey, not 100% though.
its ok, jus tell us lool

Nooo way...guys use ur brain or imagination lool
well looks like hammad got the picture
come on bhooootni dont be dumb man
or else i feeel pity for hammad on ur suhagraaat looooooooool :p

what horseyyyy????????????????????
u kno thr horseyyyyyy the dhula comes to get the dhulan
do u know logic behind it :p..

lol, something really funny entered my mind when u said
"or else i feeel pity for hammad on ur suhagraaat looooooooool "

but i dnt wanna write though, its kinda weird. lol

eeeeeeeeeeeeeks... and i dont wanna know
i think i got the picture...

"u running around the room in ur chadddi after bhooootni :p
like Mr. KHOLI from bride and prejudice loool :D"

dont make me tell aks that u are currupting ppl's minds....remember? ;) *nudge nudge* LOL

tell me wut horsey...and then i wont tell your akshindar..

nono it wasnt that, something else, but forget it though. lol

lol kholi was funny eh....but that was the worst movie ever..!!!
my friends were like "whats she saying now?"
"its in englishh!!!!"
"no its not! its in indian!"
"now she is speaking enlgish!"
"hery, u're rite....haha she has a funny-ass accent"
lol!

dont make me tell aks that u are currupting ppl's minds....remember? ;) *nudge nudge* LOL

tell me wut horsey...and then i wont tell your akshindar..

eeeks i aint corruptin peoples minds loool....
shuddd it aksh ki CHAMCHI *lefthand..or spoon:D*

in short..horse gets em ready for the suhagraat loool
dont ask me who told me loo.l... im still innnocent :angel_smi

does it really? lol thats weird.

shudd it... u wont understand..:D

anywaz im offf...stop replying for a moment till i m off lol

yaar i aint aksh ki chamchi...sheesh...

it's tough being in my place u know...
lol

why is it tough bhoot? lol

i stilll dont get the horsey thinggggggggg!!! lol..

well, abt the horse thing, khushi mentioned that it gets the groom goin u knw.

oh acha...thats what i thot from de beginningggggg....lol

okay i cant watch sholay without cracking up anymore....lol

hahahhahahhahaha

but i dnt think thats true though
i mean, ive ridden horses, and nothing happens to me.(AND NO, THERES NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME, FOR ALL OF U WHO WERE GONNA THINK THAT )lol
but its prolly cause i was a kid.

HAHAHA i dont know yaar...
oomy...
look...khushie is gone.....but she's started this topic and left...
corrupting everyone's inds...


heyyy.......is that why u took de horse to skool everyday??!

HAHAHAHHAH, NOT CAUSE OF THAT BHOOTNI.

well, horses are more fun then cars, thats why. lol

your little secret is out of the bag, misterrrrr...! eeik!

hmmm..okay...i think we need a change in topics..

im gettin images that i shouldnt...

u know..im gettin a new phone..and dunno which to get..how is the sony ericson Z520a? it seems prettttty good...but i hread that the vibration sucks on it..it's not very good..

ahan .its so tough makeing up ur mind for a new fone.....
hmmm get a nokia N 70..think its worth aus: $900 ........lol can u afford it?

no bye nothing until u don't make up ur mind what to bye!!!

BUY

hahahhahahhahaha

but i dnt think thats true though
i mean, ive ridden horses, and nothing happens to me.(AND NO, THERES NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME, FOR ALL OF U WHO WERE GONNA THINK THAT )lol
but its prolly cause i was a kid.


tu, log bhi bunch of kids...
i mean u see its his wedding nite tat day...sooo umm
u know what i mean..
its not tat wenever u get on a horse u get same ahem feelings lool
coz that soooo wrong.. coz i been on horses lool :D
and u guys tell me im corrupt loool

hhahahahah reminds of this PIPE scene today..
gosh it was funny..feeel soo pity for wentworth miller...
he must have beeen sneezing a lot lol

lol @ buy
i can see the rage in khushie's eyes...eerr...i mean...in her words...or..word! lol

yeah wasama...it's good to be sure before buying eh...hmm...i've narrowed it down to two...an im pretty sure which of one im getting :D



oookayyy khushie...no pipes or nething...
i dont even want to knowwwww!! (i think i know wut yer talkin bout...eeik...that guy who--but didnt that happen in canada? okay, maybe we are talkin bout to diff things then...)
okay, well..
stop further corrupting our minds!
before i tell mr akshindarrrrrr!!!! u know i will... :D

shuddd it..u dont know..and u so wanna know the pipe scene :p
but i wont tell u...lool...
yeah yeah aksh ki chamchi...*ur new name:D*

yaar......u're so mean..
geez..who'd wana do chamcha-giri with that khadoos? he's so scary! hahah


i dont wanna know your pipe story...lol....chup..stop corrupting my minddd!!!!

U wanna do chamcha gari lool

Come on bhoootni... inside u going

"Khushi ki baachi tell me the story before i keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel u :D"

hahahahahaha oomy...!!
nahi re....
hey msg me on msn...it's not abt the pipe thing..dun wrry ;)
hahaha

loooooool not abt the pipe thing u sure...

lool come u can ask me here...;)

okay fine...

but why not on msn?


alrite alrite..
i was just wondering...








why werent u online last nite>?
bas yeh hi poochna tha mujhe..

ahem loooooooool

people do u wanna know some secret

yes...i will tell them the secret....












khushie has bird flu....
thats why she is quacking! :D

umm let me recall soem things umm nothin much aise

"phele raaz toh bata do na"

hahahahah im thinking of a word right now...
it starts with F...and ends in UCK....
can u guess it?






















that's right!!!






















FIRETRUCK!!









...kyun what did u think it was?




geez..and u say i have a corrupted mind??!!

duh! i tot firetruck tooo....:rolleyes:

no u didnt....shuttup...i know what u thot...lol

guys loook loook...and she says shez innocent..
then how did she know what i tot..

which obeviously means she was thinking the same thing...loool

hahah NO sumbody else told me what they thot it was, and i thot that khushie wooshie was thinking the same thing, and then i thunk and i thunk (past tense of think) and then i thot..and thinked summore....and then i forgot what i was gna say :D

yeah yeah rite!

dis haveli...is going down day by day.........:D

its closed due to cyclone :p

hope it knocks ur haveli down...

hahahahah lol

no the light is brining it back up :p

I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

Hahaha...that was funny...LOL! :p

Wasama Bhikhari: "Saheb ! 1 Rupaya de do"
Ranjha Saheb: "Kal aana"
Bhikhari: "Sala ! is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhoon rupaye fasse huye hain

Lorrah teri toh...saheb ki bacche...teri part time jootha polish hain aur sala mujhe bikhari boltha hai :D

hahhaa, loool chal hath bekhari polish kaar :p

chalo yaar ajkal job nahi hai..chal mein tere liye polish import kartah hoon aur tu polish karna..aur tujpar taras khake i will only take 10% of the profit for importing the goods :D

haan yaar how haveli ashee he chal rahii hai, no one posts here :( .. I think i have to close it ! last post...

hmm gal aisee hai, well today. omg guess what... nothing yaar. kya daso nothing happened to day just the orange juice came and i drank it nothing else...

Hmm what else is nothing happaning. today i did nothing just slept and slept and snored. apart from that i was breathing stilll lol

chalo loreeeh gud nite!

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