50 things good about being a girl...

Dont know where this should go....

"1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3.Yea- PMS su*c^s,; But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat
5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us<
8.Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( howdo guys live without that stuff?)
9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11.Matt,Ward,Sean,Chris, pat, Shawn, JJ, John, Adam, Kris. Need i explain this one? hahhaha
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
14.That whole circumcision thing!
15.When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day.
26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody.
28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
30.We give really really good advice.
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal,Deb,Rave,Charlotte Russe
33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny.
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you.
37.We dont have to sit on our wallets.
38.And our wallets have a place for change.
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center.
41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
44.Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the Pussycats, Gwen.
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true.
46.Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)
49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn on.
50.We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this)"

"11.Matt,Ward,Sean,Chris, pat, Shawn, JJ, John, Adam, Kris. Need i explain this one?"
plz explain that one, lol i dnt get it.

"16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway? "
the sideburns are stupid, well not stupid, but i dnt like em. ye i dnt knw what up with em.

"19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! " still doesnt wrk lol

"35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny. " if there are not, then i dnt knw who is lol. southpark??

"31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers. " not true, lol, i bet the women couldnt look thourgh ppl's clothes like superman

"36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you. " yeah how come girls never right poems abt guys?

hahah niice...this aint all true tho..

bout not having to wear tuxedos to the prom..ugh! guys get to wear such comfy shoesssss! they're less likely to fall..LOL...i was so scared at my grade 8 grad...i didnt want the duffer behind me to step on my dress...

and my friends DO punch me in the arm n say hi..!
ughh..today i ACCIDENTLY didnt say hi to this one girl...
and she..she..what can i say..persians are very agressive...!

nice topic tho..hah...tfs :D

half of da thing is rubish esp number 3!!!! chocccie\?///
we have dis everyday of our life not a week hahaha

no.7 looooooool they shave faces...we have to shave legs..
which is even tougher...and llonger..looool
and the countless times u cuturself..:D

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

loooooooooooooool

truly not kidding :o
plus we can get raped....they cant...
we have to cover nearly wholy body...they can do in shorts only:D

emm didz dat da second post u mentioned about rape haha

serioussly did u watch Aitraaaz??? HAHAHAHA loool

emm didz if u wanna go our showing ur boyd no one stopping same goes for guys

and helllo only ting they keep on is short!!

welll he didnt got raped loool
we can but the thing is its nto good
i mean who hardly except goriz wear nothin!

haha i know but looool it looked as if he did hahah

hahaha dat true gora doooo
loooool tell ur aks to take his top off for u then it ur dat desperate hahahahah

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5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
Women are greedy

6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
We know you understand each other soo much that there is soo much silence with women around.

7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us
We dont have to remove soo many things just for the simple act of peeing.
Just unziping works for us.

8.Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
Men are naturally beautiful so we dont need that.

9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
We dont have to shave/wax legs and arms. (ouch that must really hurt)

10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
Yeah right!

11.Matt,Ward,Sean,Chris, pat, Shawn, JJ, John, Adam, Kris. Need i explain this one? hahhaha
Yes

12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
These days we add something in chocolate to make it easier for us.

15.When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
You are in advertizing?

16.We dont have to deal with sideburns.
We dont have to deal with wrinkles, they only add character to our face.

19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
You deceive us with that makeup thingy

20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
We deal with real animals.

22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
Arm hair, leg hair- so not a problem for us.

23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
You dont know what we do when you go to patries.

26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
Its better than kissing in air when greeting.

30.We give really really good advice.
Duh!

33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
You dont "feel" silly but "look" silly.

38.And our wallets have a place for change.
Pockets are better than opening wallets

39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
Yeah right.

41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
Duh! Men can wear anything its women who have to take care.

43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
Now you know how bad its to be called as girlie that we use it as taunt.

46.Our magazines have Horoscopes.
Its easy to fool you'll.

^^6OKAY U GOT ALL THAT RIGHT!!1

okay being a gurl made me laugh at everything he said above hahahah
it seriously makes sense yo...except few of em hahahahahahaha
just made me laugh