brownsuga_25
05-07-2005, 04:13 PM
*A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.
Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... and you know what?
Wife: What?
Man: I think you're bad luck.
*Boy- Santa can u send me a baby brother
Santa-Sure boy just send me your mother.
*A man complained to his friend that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. 'She already has everything you could think of, and she can buy herself whatever she likes.'
'Here's an idea,' said the friend. 'Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she'll be enchanted.'
The next day, the friend asked, 'Well? Did you take my suggestion?'
'Yes,' replied the man.
'Did she like it?'
'Oh, yes! She jumped up kissed me on the forehead, and ran out of the door yelling, 'See you in 30 minutes!''
Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... and you know what?
Wife: What?
Man: I think you're bad luck.
*Boy- Santa can u send me a baby brother
Santa-Sure boy just send me your mother.
*A man complained to his friend that he didn't know what to get his wife for her birthday. 'She already has everything you could think of, and she can buy herself whatever she likes.'
'Here's an idea,' said the friend. 'Make up your own gift certificate that says, 'Thirty minutes of great loving, any way you want it.' I guarantee she'll be enchanted.'
The next day, the friend asked, 'Well? Did you take my suggestion?'
'Yes,' replied the man.
'Did she like it?'
'Oh, yes! She jumped up kissed me on the forehead, and ran out of the door yelling, 'See you in 30 minutes!''