skater
22-03-2005, 12:49 AM
What Is So Great About Hugs
There is no such thing as a bad hug
Only good ones and great ones.
They're not fattening
And they don't cause cancer or cavities.
They're all natural - with no preservatives,
Articficial ingredients, or pesticide residue.
They're cholesterol-free, naturally sweet,
And they're 100% wholesome.
And they're a completely renewable natural resource.
They don't require batteries
Tune-ups, or x-rays.
They're non-taxable, fully returnable,
And energy efficient.
They're safe in all kinds of weather;
They're especially good for cold or rainy days.
They're exceptionally effective
In treating problems
Like bad dreams or the Monday blahs.
Hugs are free to give and free to get.
There is no minimum age requirement.
You can never get hurt by giving a hug.
You can give someone a hug at anytime
Day or night.
There are also many different types of hugs:
Hugs of sadness and hugs of joy
Loose hugs with a kiss on the check
Big bear hugs, a pat on the back
You can hug hello and you can hug goodbye,
You can hug 1-on-1 or a giant group hug,
You can hug a human, you can hug a pet,
You can hug a stuffed toy, you can hug a tree,
You can even hug yourself.
Hugs can warm you from the cold,
They can comfort you when you're scared.
You can hug while you dance,
You can hug while you sleep.
There is no time limit on giving a hug.
Hugs never go out of style.
There is no restriction
On how many hugs you can give.
Hugs cross all racial, sexual, personality,
And age boundaries.
Hugs are love, hugs are caring,
Hugs just feel good!
-- Anon.
There is no such thing as a bad hug
Only good ones and great ones.
They're not fattening
And they don't cause cancer or cavities.
They're all natural - with no preservatives,
Articficial ingredients, or pesticide residue.
They're cholesterol-free, naturally sweet,
And they're 100% wholesome.
And they're a completely renewable natural resource.
They don't require batteries
Tune-ups, or x-rays.
They're non-taxable, fully returnable,
And energy efficient.
They're safe in all kinds of weather;
They're especially good for cold or rainy days.
They're exceptionally effective
In treating problems
Like bad dreams or the Monday blahs.
Hugs are free to give and free to get.
There is no minimum age requirement.
You can never get hurt by giving a hug.
You can give someone a hug at anytime
Day or night.
There are also many different types of hugs:
Hugs of sadness and hugs of joy
Loose hugs with a kiss on the check
Big bear hugs, a pat on the back
You can hug hello and you can hug goodbye,
You can hug 1-on-1 or a giant group hug,
You can hug a human, you can hug a pet,
You can hug a stuffed toy, you can hug a tree,
You can even hug yourself.
Hugs can warm you from the cold,
They can comfort you when you're scared.
You can hug while you dance,
You can hug while you sleep.
There is no time limit on giving a hug.
Hugs never go out of style.
There is no restriction
On how many hugs you can give.
Hugs cross all racial, sexual, personality,
And age boundaries.
Hugs are love, hugs are caring,
Hugs just feel good!
-- Anon.