I Need Cheering Up Guys!

cRaCk A JOke SuM1

Its GeTtINg boRING!

LUV maria

lolzz jokes ??
go to da joke section and am no gud wiv them

thanx 4 dA help
loz

lolz no problem

ok i fink i've got a joke!

listen,
der was dis woman wiv a bucket full of
oranges, hu sat in a taxi car and
guess wat she sed 2 da driver????

emmm...take me to oranges..lol....no idea

no she sed
my oranges are moving and da driver says
yeah u're rite my bananas moving
he he he
it's da best i can do?
lolz

phew!!!
wot a joke

we'll c if u've got any fin betta
lolz

:eek: LOL!!

i know ha ha ha
so u got any new jokes?

lolz yh
i think this one will do

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

Ha Ha Lol
Dat Wasn't So Bad!

yh i kno
but think betta chk out the jokes section for more
i'll try to get some more in here too ;)

thanx u're a pal
lolz

:D LOL!! good one Mudassar..tfs

here some more for ya pplz

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be
transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences.

ha ha...funny...NOT!!

awww really was not :(
no probs juss watch my pic u'll die lauffin

wat pic

i was just kidding LOL..
yeah wht pic?

wat u up2 soha
luv maria

hey u gusy wot cookin?

ok i got one

This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Oooops.............Got it?

i jus ad sum chocolate cake
emmmm yum!

ok i got one

This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Oooops.............Got it?


i got it
lol

nahh havnt got it at all it soo confusing
anyway i need chochalte cake to lol

i bet myn was betta!!!
wat typ of chocolate cake?

yummy

i go for any as long as it chocholate

yeah me too,
i can a bowl full
of choclate dn be
up 4 another bar of dairymilk
i lov it soooo much
wat abtu soha?

anything with chocolate will do... i try to control myself but i end up eating all the choclate around ...it's so addicting

i kno tell me abt it.
i tried stoppin 4 a week bu me sis
bought chocolate and got it near me and b4 u kno
it i was stuffin myself!!!!!!!!!! lol

LOL!! tell me abt it...u eat n eat ...n then regret it...lol

i kno cant
stop well ders sum ppl hu hate it
i wish i was 1 of dem seriously it wastes
all my money i can neva save money!

yeah..lucky them i guess :rolleyes:

yummy!! chocolate come into my tummy

wat the chocolaty chit chat goin on in here gals


i was just kidding LOL..
yeah wht pic?
my pic girle

talkign abotun a cake i fink

lolz rubz i think the Chocolate Cake yayaya

u guys still talkin abt chocolate cake????????????

woooooooooo
nah i m not
well how r u ?????????

i'm fyn so hws u doin?

i kewl ;)
so u need cheer up in here ? ? ? ?
or now u gonna tell some nice jokes in here now